p71rock Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 (edited) Got these from a friends email When chemists die, they barium. Jokes about German sausage are the wurst. I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time. How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me. This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down. I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words. They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O. PMS jokes aren't funny; period. Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations. We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz. I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me. Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils? When you get a bladder infection urine trouble. Broken pencils are pointless. I tried to catch some fog, but I mist. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus. England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool. I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest. I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx. All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. Velcro, what a rip off! A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy. Venison for dinner? Oh deer! The earthquake in Washington obviously was the government's fault. Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too. HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!! REG. FAILURE IS ONLY A TEMPORARY CHANGE IN DIRECTION TO SET YOU STRAIGHT FOR YOUR NEXT SUCCESS!! Edited May 19, 2012 by p71rock 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magawatt Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Puns are the lowest form of humor and I understand them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magawatt Posted May 19, 2012 Report Share Posted May 19, 2012 Puns are the lowest form of humor and I understand them. I'd explain that but it's Beneath me. Making puns upun puns is even lower. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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