wealthhound Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 PECANS IN THE CEMETERY On the outskirts of a small town, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence. One day, two boys filled up a bucketful of nuts and sat down by the tree, out of sight, and began dividing the nuts. 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me,' said one boy. Several dropped and rolled down toward the fence. Another boy came riding along the road on his bicycle. As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery. He slowed down to investigate. Sure enough, he heard, 'One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me...' He just knew what it was. He jumped back on his bike and rode off. Just around the bend he met an old man with a cane, hobbling along. 'Come here quick,' said the boy, 'you won't believe what I heard! Satan and the Lord are down at the cemetery dividing up the souls!' The man said, 'Beat it kid, can't you see it's hard for me to walk.' When the boy insisted though, the man hobbled slowly to the cemetery. Standing by the fence they heard, 'One for you, one for me. One for you, one for me.' The old man whispered, 'Boy, you've been tellin' me the truth. Let's see if we can see the Lord...? Shaking with fear, they peered through the fence, yet were still unable to see anything. The old man and the boy gripped the wrought iron bars of the fence tighter and tighter as they tried to get a glimpse of the Lord. At last they heard, 'One for you, one for me. That's all. Now let's go get those nuts by the fence and we'll be done...! They say the old man had the lead for a good half-mile before the kid on the bike passed him. AttachmentsFwd: PECANS IN THE CEMETERY.eml Download AllDelete ReplyReply ForwardSpamMovePrint Actions NextPrevious 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jeepguy Posted March 28, 2012 Report Share Posted March 28, 2012 hahahahhaha that is funny thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wealthhound Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Glad you all had a chuckle, I know I did!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wealthhound Posted March 29, 2012 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2012 Laughed my buttocks off. Thanks for sharing, not very often an excellent joke is so clean. Thanks Saint! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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