Obama the Post Turtle

[delta22]

YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE THIS RANCHER'S OUTLOOK AND COMMON SENSE APPROACH TO LIFE.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year-old rancher, who's hand was caught in the gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, "Well, 'ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'."

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just wonder what kind of dumb, stupid idiot put him up there to begin with."

[pnobles]

Doesn't that imply that we, the people, put him up there?

[Farmall]

Doesn't that imply that we, the people, put him up there?

Well the popular vote was something around 53% to 46% - so it would be roughly half of "we the people" who put him in office.

[DinarMillionaire]

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road

and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

[divemaster5734]

had just enough beers on the way home for this to be really funny....hahahahahaha

[TXNOLE]

Can't argue with that! What a joke the imposter-in-chief is!!

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, who's hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road

and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle.'

The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain.

"You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Congrats on your 1200th post!

Edited February 24, 2012 by TXNOLE

[DinarMillionaire]

[DiveDeepSix]

Love the picture, thanks for the post!!

Here's another:

The presidential motorcade was driving thru town and noticed a little girl on the street corner with a box and a sign that said FREE KITTENS, the president was surprised to see a new entrepreneur after what he had done to the economy so he stopped to talk to her. Obama says, "So what kind of kittens are you giving away?" The little girl responds, "Well sir, these kittens are all Democrats." Obama was stunned by this response, and told her he would be back tomorrow for a free kitten. In the mean time Obama was thinking of the great PR he could get from this in an election year, so he called all the major news networks to meet up for a photo op the next morning on the corner with the kittens. When they arrived, sure enough there was the little girl and her box of kittens. Obama got all the cameras and reporters rounded up and went to talk to the little girl. "Now would you tell me again what kind of kittens these are?" asked Obama. To which the little girl responded "These are all Republican kittens." Obama again was stunned and a bit irritated as he was now on live TV. "But I thought you told me yesterday these were Democrat kittens?" asked O. "Well sir, yesterday they were all Democrat kittens, but today they opened their eyes!" said the girl. Gotta love kids!! :lol:

[reveldog]

had just enough beers on the way home for this to be really funny....hahahahahaha

a few CROWN AND COKES thats funny and the picture is hilarious

[delta22]

somehow this got recycled?

[mojack]

You will never learn about your use of language will you sir? I guess not.

Keep him in check TP -

He, like a vast majority of them, have been, per se, posted up all their lives and 1 or 2 may not have realized it. You know, for hundred's of years and million's of jobs, hired just because and given OJT. Good ole boy cronyism. Good morning folks, let's not be hypocritical!

[mojack]

somehow this got recycled?

That's what you do Delta.