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> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife

> looks over at him and asks the question....

>

> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married

> Again?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

>

> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

>

> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

>

> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

>

> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

>

> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

>

> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

>

> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

>

> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

>

> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

>

> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

>

> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

>

> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

>

> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

>

> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

>

> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

>

> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

>

> WIFE: --silence --

>

> HUSBAND: "****."

>

>

>

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Would You Marry Again?

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My answer short and sweet: no.

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Would I marry again. Let's see after 30 years. Tough question to ponder. Let me see Let me see. Hummmmmmmm THAT IS A DEFINITE NO and not only NO but H... NO. Lesson learned :twocents:

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> A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife

> looks over at him and asks the question....

>

> WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married

> Again?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

>

> WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Of course I do.."

>

> WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? "

>

> HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

>

> WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

>

> HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

>

> WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

>

> WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

>

> WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

>

> HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

>

> WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

>

> HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

>

> WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

>

> HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

>

> WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

>

> HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

>

> WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

>

> HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

>

> WIFE: --silence --

>

> HUSBAND: "****."

>

>

>

Now that is HILARIOUS!

Thanks for the laught today!

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Tried twice...my picker is broken...still love the last one, though.

I beg your pardon, your WHAT is broken?

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I would marry again and am looking to do so now.....any takers???? hehehehehe

I would rather live like a sap who has loved and trusted too often than to live like a skeptic and never experience bliss...................................

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I beg your pardon, your WHAT is broken?

:o:lol: Yes, the spelling is correct. From an old lesson I used to teach at an adolescent drug/alcohol rehab...Broken Picker = making poor choices in selecting a boyfriend/girlfriend...in my case, two wives.

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I would marry again and am looking to do so now.....any takers???? hehehehehe

I would rather live like a sap who has loved and trusted too often than to live like a skeptic and never experience bliss...................................

That's the spirit! Don't give up, remember there is someone for everyone!

BTW, I didn't realize there are so many singles, here at DV. Hmmm...an after "RV" party could get interesting! Haha

ohmy.giflaugh.gif Yes, the spelling is correct. From an old lesson I used to teach at an adolescent drug/alcohol rehab...Broken Picker = making poor choices in selecting a boyfriend/girlfriend...in my case, two wives.

Whew! Am I glad you elaborated! laugh.gif

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That's the spirit! Don't give up, remember there is someone for everyone!

BTW, I didn't realize there are so many singles, here at DV. Hmmm...an after "RV" party could get interesting! Haha

Whew! Am I glad you elaborated! laugh.gif

Sorry :lol: didn't realize at the time that, in context, vowels properly placed are very important. Almot went a whole different direction, didn't it?

My appologies ladies.

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:huh: to answer your questions in the subject heading....

for me been there TWICE.... <_< twice in this life time is enough for me... :rolleyes: thank you. :P heheh

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That's the spirit! Don't give up, remember there is someone for everyone!

BTW, I didn't realize there are so many singles, here at DV. Hmmm...an after "RV" party could get interesting! Haha

Whew! Am I glad you elaborated! laugh.gif

Dogmatic1: I've been waiting for this aforementioned party since my 2009 divorce. Come 2012 RV, in Jesus name!

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I beg your pardon, your WHAT is broken?

O.K. , so after the RV some will attend parties to celebrate our good fortune. We will have to have name tags with our screen names and maybe what we were known for .... Exec, taxes ..... Adam, well Adam ..... Sara, staff ..... Okie, rumors .... and the poor guy with the broken picker :o

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Hummm, well that's a big leap of faith, especially after this RV. ;)

I"m sure there will be lots of eligible bachelors following after me...perhaps for all the wrong reasons.

Once bitten, twice shy.....I think he will have to prove himself. :D

Just think of all the fun you'll have with the interview process. :P

Goldiegirl

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Thanks for the laugh.

No....wouldn't get married again. I love my hubby but if I am not allowed to live out my life with him then I will not get remarried. Not because I couldn't find another to love and be happy with but because I have done it twice and just don't want to expend the energy such a big commitment takes. Of course I never plan anything so it all depends on what the future holds :)

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O.K. , so after the RV some will attend parties to celebrate our good fortune. We will have to have name tags with our screen names and maybe what we were known for .... Exec, taxes ..... Adam, well Adam ..... Sara, staff ..... Okie, rumors .... and the poor guy with the broken picker :o

:lol: I knew I was in for it with this bunch...On another note, WOW, a lot of multiple marriage/divorces...Glad and sad I'm not alone out there.

For me now, with a WORKING BUT UNEMPLOYED PICKER...

Marriage = NO

Love and Romance = STILL HOPEFUL

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I say yes!!! Getting tired of being single, just waiting until after RV so I can travel around the world and find someone I can spoil rotten!!!!!!!!!!

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Absolutely! I believe in the institution... and that love comes first, before all else. Just have to find the one that believes "to the same degree" as I do... ;) See you at the party... I know "you" will be there! Jax

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Great joke. I personally would never marry again, my Lala is all I will ever want and or need. If she goes south on me , oh well I'll just remember the good times and live alone with my memories of her.

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