delta22 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 > A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife > looks over at him and asks the question.... > > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married > Again?" > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " > > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." > > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) > > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" > > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." > > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" > > HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." > > WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? > > HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." > > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > > WIFE: --silence -- > > HUSBAND: "****." > > > 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cbisinger Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 She said "If I died what would you do?" I shouted "Next" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) Quote Would You Marry Again? End Quote My answer short and sweet: no. Edited February 15, 2012 by umbertino 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Would I marry again. Let's see after 30 years. Tough question to ponder. Let me see Let me see. Hummmmmmmm THAT IS A DEFINITE NO and not only NO but H... NO. Lesson learned 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Butifldrm Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I'm never getting married AGAIN! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cslewis Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Tried twice...my picker is broken...still love the last one, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crnamiss Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 yes, I believe I would, would make a better choice the next time though.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wealthhound Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 > A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife > looks over at him and asks the question.... > > WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married > Again?" > > HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" > > WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?" > > HUSBAND: "Of course I do.." > > WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry? " > > HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again." > > WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look) > > HUSBAND: (makes audible groan) > > WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" > > HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." > > WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" > > HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" > > WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" > > HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." > > WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" > > HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." > > WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?" > > HUSBAND: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own." > > WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you? > > HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times." > > WIFE: "Would she use my clubs? > > HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." > > WIFE: --silence -- > > HUSBAND: "****." > > > Now that is HILARIOUS! Thanks for the laught today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wpsmit Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Tried twice...my picker is broken...still love the last one, though. I beg your pardon, your WHAT is broken? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tlammy Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I would marry again and am looking to do so now.....any takers???? hehehehehe I would rather live like a sap who has loved and trusted too often than to live like a skeptic and never experience bliss................................... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cslewis Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I beg your pardon, your WHAT is broken? Yes, the spelling is correct. From an old lesson I used to teach at an adolescent drug/alcohol rehab...Broken Picker = making poor choices in selecting a boyfriend/girlfriend...in my case, two wives. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogmatic1 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I would marry again and am looking to do so now.....any takers???? hehehehehe I would rather live like a sap who has loved and trusted too often than to live like a skeptic and never experience bliss................................... That's the spirit! Don't give up, remember there is someone for everyone! BTW, I didn't realize there are so many singles, here at DV. Hmmm...an after "RV" party could get interesting! Haha Yes, the spelling is correct. From an old lesson I used to teach at an adolescent drug/alcohol rehab...Broken Picker = making poor choices in selecting a boyfriend/girlfriend...in my case, two wives. Whew! Am I glad you elaborated! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cslewis Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 That's the spirit! Don't give up, remember there is someone for everyone! BTW, I didn't realize there are so many singles, here at DV. Hmmm...an after "RV" party could get interesting! Haha Whew! Am I glad you elaborated! Sorry didn't realize at the time that, in context, vowels properly placed are very important. Almot went a whole different direction, didn't it? My appologies ladies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinnidan Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 to answer your questions in the subject heading.... for me been there TWICE.... twice in this life time is enough for me... thank you. heheh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellwisher Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Nope...three times is enough...not to mention expensive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HolySpirit Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 That's the spirit! Don't give up, remember there is someone for everyone! BTW, I didn't realize there are so many singles, here at DV. Hmmm...an after "RV" party could get interesting! Haha Whew! Am I glad you elaborated! Dogmatic1: I've been waiting for this aforementioned party since my 2009 divorce. Come 2012 RV, in Jesus name! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
okane Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I beg your pardon, your WHAT is broken? O.K. , so after the RV some will attend parties to celebrate our good fortune. We will have to have name tags with our screen names and maybe what we were known for .... Exec, taxes ..... Adam, well Adam ..... Sara, staff ..... Okie, rumors .... and the poor guy with the broken picker 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmax Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 AS Charlie Sheen would say: Winning 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goldiegirl Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Hummm, well that's a big leap of faith, especially after this RV. I"m sure there will be lots of eligible bachelors following after me...perhaps for all the wrong reasons. Once bitten, twice shy.....I think he will have to prove himself. Just think of all the fun you'll have with the interview process. Goldiegirl 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlintNPebbles Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Thanks for the laugh. No....wouldn't get married again. I love my hubby but if I am not allowed to live out my life with him then I will not get remarried. Not because I couldn't find another to love and be happy with but because I have done it twice and just don't want to expend the energy such a big commitment takes. Of course I never plan anything so it all depends on what the future holds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skitealwedrop Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 (edited) No! Nuff said as per Okie. Edited February 15, 2012 by skitealwedrop 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cslewis Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 O.K. , so after the RV some will attend parties to celebrate our good fortune. We will have to have name tags with our screen names and maybe what we were known for .... Exec, taxes ..... Adam, well Adam ..... Sara, staff ..... Okie, rumors .... and the poor guy with the broken picker I knew I was in for it with this bunch...On another note, WOW, a lot of multiple marriage/divorces...Glad and sad I'm not alone out there. For me now, with a WORKING BUT UNEMPLOYED PICKER... Marriage = NO Love and Romance = STILL HOPEFUL 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tampa1000 Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 I say yes!!! Getting tired of being single, just waiting until after RV so I can travel around the world and find someone I can spoil rotten!!!!!!!!!! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaxinjersey Posted February 15, 2012 Report Share Posted February 15, 2012 Absolutely! I believe in the institution... and that love comes first, before all else. Just have to find the one that believes "to the same degree" as I do... See you at the party... I know "you" will be there! Jax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddiemac Posted February 16, 2012 Report Share Posted February 16, 2012 Great joke. I personally would never marry again, my Lala is all I will ever want and or need. If she goes south on me , oh well I'll just remember the good times and live alone with my memories of her. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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