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Benefits to Marring an Ugly Wife


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This article recently appeared in AskMen…an all men’s website. It was written a bit tongue in cheek, but received a lot of “hate mail” from the ladies. While a bit condescending to the “fairer sex”, as an amateur evolutional behavioral scientist, I found some of the listed benefits do hold a grain of truth, at least on how men perceive it. You decide.

No.10 You will feel more appreciated.

Let's be honest: When you're dating someone who seems too good to be true, you can't stop feeling like you're unworthy of her. You'll do anything for her just because you can't get anyone better-looking. Well, think about that shoe being on the other foot -- if you're her ultimate, she will treat you like a god. This ties into the next benefit.

No.9 The sex will be amazing.

Yes, you'll want to turn off the lights in the bedroom a little quicker than you normally would if you were dating a model. But sexy women never have to work hard for sex. Men are always so happy to be with them that they do all the work. An ugly woman has learned all kinds of tricks between the sheets to keep her sex life active. She'll be up for anything.

No.8 Other people will see you as genuine.

People tend to view men with less attractive mates as honourable. You'll be considered a man who sees the inner beauty. Sorry, ladies, but this doesn't work in reverse. If we see you with an ugly husband, we immediately think he's rich and you're a gold digger. It's a double standard, but we didn't write the rules.

No.7 Guys don't view you as a threat.

Men who move from one beautiful woman to the next are enviable. But you don't want to be friends with that kind of guy. You don't invite that guy out to the bar on Saturday night. Why? Because he'll steal the pretty ladies. Even if you're already married to a beautiful woman, you can never really trust her around a friend who scores hot chicks.

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No.6 Jealousy won't consume you.

Guys with women who always turn heads tend to get jealous. It's hard not to constantly fear someone is trying to steal her when you know everyone wants her. And at what point does she give in to temptation? A plain-looking wife has less opportunity to cheat -- in theory.

No.5 She has developed a multitiered personality.

Because most people immediately take to beautiful women, those women never have to develop a great personality. Yes, every other Maxim interview will have you believe actresses and models are secretly down-to-earth, beer-swilling, girl-next-door types. In reality, when everyone laughs at your jokes and wants to appease you, why would you work to be cooler?

No.4 She's more likely to have the same interests as you.

Gorgeous women tend to come from families who put a lot of stock in beauty. They grow up learning about shopping, facial products, beauty pageants, hair care, etc. On the other hand, women who look like one of the guys tend to like guy things, like football, beer, dive bars, and cars.

No.3 You can be more relaxed about your appearance.

If you're dating a person who looks like a statue, it's hard to enjoy that beer, burger or day on the couch. Every moment that you let your gut go is a moment she might become uninterested. It makes sense that people want someone as attractive as they are. So you'll constantly have to work to look perfect.

No.2 People will think you know something they don't.

If you appear truly happy with an ugly wife, acquaintances will think you've unlocked some hidden secret to nirvana. It's like the person who's constantly smiling -- you can't help but think they know something you don't.

No.1 Beer goggles are so much more fun.

For those who don't know, drunken sex can be the best. Even if you're normally sloppy and uncomfortable in bed, alcohol gives you the confidence to think you're a porn star. The beer goggles also make your partner look like Gisele. But if your wife already looks like Gisele, how much better can she look? You're just used to being with a hot lady. But when your ho-hum wife suddenly looks smoking, watch out!

http://au.askmen.com/top_10/dating/an-ugly-wife-the-benefits_1.html

Peace,

Tiff :)

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When I was growing up, there was a song out(can't remember who recorded) with the title" Never Make A Pretty Women Your Wife". Think it started with if you want to be happy the rest of your life. That might have been the title. Just remember if you want to be happy the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife. Sure holds true.

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majority of beautiful girls have the mentality they can get what ever they want and is usually true. So if you treat them right and are sweet to them they consider you as weak if you do it all the time. I mean what the heck is that and not only that they start to walk all over you and you become a slave to them its just sad. I think hot girls like the bad boy types because they can be sweet but also take charge and be mean to them once in a while, i dunno ill never figure women out sad.gif

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Cher....that was too funny! I've never heard that song before. :eek:

Easy..join the club mate. Having been on both side of that equation, I can't figure us out either. But I can tell you in my world, to see a hottie with someone else almost begs one to try and $natck (no pun intended, of course) her away. :P

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Cher....that was too funny! I've never heard that song before. emot-eek.gif

Ha ha! I thought you would get a kick out of that song! It's really old, matter-of-fact, I think that was the first album Dr. Hook came out with. I was of course, a young sweet child, then! heehee! But it was one of my favorite songs. I thought it was only appropriate to bring it here, since you are talking about the benefits of marrying an ugly wife. Well...you see what the benefits were for "handsome Jack"...haha!

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Whats with this marrying thing anyway? Gold diggers cant get your money or your toys if you dont marry them. I've been divorced twice to 2 very nice looking women. I (especially now) never settle. I will always be with a 'hot chick' as I am now. And if this fails, I will be with another. Oh yea, I almost forgot, they have to bring something else to the table 2..... Financial independence the same as me! The only regrets I have is the fallout the kids go through, but if I'm anything I'm a good dad.

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I heard the Bobby bare version long before the Doc Hook version, must of been before all of the rock type of music made it to my part of the woods.

Haha!

Actually, Shel Silverstein wrote alot of Doctor Hook and Bobby Bare's music. He did actually write Marie Laveau for Doctor Hook, Bobby Bare just re-did it. However, it is - both versions are great! Funny little song! Poor Marie, she was "just too dang ugly, for a man like me". Heehee! laugh.gif

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sxsess

I would say from what I have read that no Tiff is not ugly and that she is nice or cute looking.

Dogmatic1

Will not argue about that, both had a lot of good songs and by different writers and some by the same. I have always been more of a country and classical type of person and not into the heavier rock that much, although there is some rock I do enjoy.

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sxsess

I would say from what I have read that no Tiff is not ugly and that she is nice or cute looking.

Dogmatic1

Will not argue about that, both had a lot of good songs and by different writers and some by the same. I have always been more of a country and classical type of person and not into the heavier rock that much, although there is some rock I do enjoy.

Akvet, I'm almost sure you are correct. But you can never tell here in cyber space. She had a picture up recently, if that was her?? That was when she was spewing that garbage about why the US is hated around the world.

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sxsess

I would say from what I have read that no Tiff is not ugly and that she is nice or cute looking.

Tiff is a gorgeous, free-spirited young woman!

Dogmatic1

Will not argue about that, both had a lot of good songs and by different writers and some by the same. I have always been more of a country and classical type of person and not into the heavier rock that much, although there is some rock I do enjoy.

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Akvet, I'm almost sure you are correct. But you can never tell here in cyber space. She had a picture up recently, if that was her?? That was when she was spewing that garbage about why the US is hated around the world.

Spew? Me? :huh: I can assure you Sir, that the only time I spew is when I go to the dentist…and he asks me to rinse my mouth out. But no doubt, you haven’t been to one in years, so my brilliant parody will go over your toothless head.

Sxsess, your recent attempts to add anything of meaning to my post, frankly befuddles me. I have always heard that, while Texans were proud of their great state, and like to boast of it, they were never mean nor small. They have a reputation as being true Southern Gentlemen, full of charm and wit. However, from this and previous outburst you’ve had, it would seem either my understand about the men from the Lone Star state is incorrect or you aren’t a true Texan? Which is it? :unsure:

As far as whether I am Ugly, may I first ask you what your definition of both beauty and ugly is?

When I look at a person, I look at the whole person, starting with their physical appearance. But true beauty lies within. To me, I see beauty when I see people that are smart, witty, kind, funny, open minded, adventurous and who look out for others. There are many beautiful people on this site like: Smee, FlyHi, Dogmatic, Santanna, Nelg, Len, Shabibilicious, Caz, AKVET, Mankind and Bamagirl, just to name a few.

While Ugliness rears its head when I see people with traits like: egotistical, condescending, short tempered, bias, and close minded. So while physical beauty may only be skin deep, when I see the likes of you Sir, I know ugliness goes clear to the bone.

And just so we can be perfectly clear on one thing…it’s not that I consider myself so much smarter than you, it’s just that you’re dumber than everyone else

Oh and just one more thing Buttercup, whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me in such a manner, I hereby revoke.

Tiff :)

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