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  1. This Song About Older Ladies Is SO FUNNY That It’s Going VIRAL! I Can’t Stop Laughing! Older ladies are what? Older ladies are… DIVINE! Not even the grumpiest of the grumpiest can deny that. And to further solidify this point, here’s an incredibly fun video by Donnalou Stevens that will surely have you singing along. This song is absolutely infectious and you’ll definitely agree as soon as you hear it! The world can certainly use more songs like this. Need some help with your impromptu karaoke session? We’ve got you covered. Here are the complete lyrics! Older Ladies by Donnalou Stevens Well, I ain’t 16, not a beauty queen. My eyes are baggin’ and my skin is saggin’, And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, Then maybe that’s not love. Well I ain’t 20 either and I don’t care neither. My hair is gray and I like it that way. And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, Then maybe that’s not love. If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll. If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold. If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea. ‘cause if you can’t see what it is you have, Then you ain’t having me. I got cellulite and achin’ feet, And my thighs kinda jiggle when I giggle or wiggle, And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, Then maybe that’s not love. My tummy ain’t tucked or liposucked. It’s a little poochy, but I still Hoochy Koochy, And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, Then maybe that’s not love. See, I’m no longer desperate. I’ll only have a man, If he has the smarts to see how hot that I still am. If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea. If you can’t see what it is you have, Then you ain’t having me. Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE! Well I gotta chicken neck and I love it, by heck, It makes a double chin whenever I grin, And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, Then maybe that’s not love. I got saggy breasts that droop from my chest, Pert near down all the way to my nest, And if that’s the reason that you don’t love me, Then maybe that’s not love. If you don’t think I rock, well we ain’t gonna roll. If you don’t think I hung the moon, my hot just turned to cold. If you want a younger model, I wish you well, sweet pea. ’cause if you can’t see what it is you’ve got, You ain’t getting me. Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… are DIVINE! Older ladies, older ladies, older ladies… what are we ladies? We’re DIVINE! Make sure you share this with all the beautiful ladies in your life! ************************************************************* As an "Older Lady", I approve this message!
  2. Star Trek The Iranian Ambassador to the UN had just finished giving a speech, and walked out into the lobby of the convention center where he was introduced to a United States Marine Corps General. As they talked, the Iranian said, "I have just one question about what I have seen in America." The General said, "Well, is there anything I can do to help?" The Iranian whispered, "My son watches this show called 'Star Trek' and in it there is... Kirk who is Canadian, Chekhov who is Russian, Scotty who is Scottish, Uhura who is African, and Sulu who is Japanese, but there are NO Muslims. My son is very upset and doesn't understand why there aren't any Iranians, Iraqis, Afghans, Egyptians, Palestinians, Saudis, Syrians, or Pakistanis on 'Star Trek'. "The General leaned toward the Iranian Ambassador, and whispered in his ear, "That's because it takes place in the future..." Semper Fi
  3. "IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM" WRITTEN BY A 21 YEAR OLD FEMALE Sorry Ladies PUT ME IN CHARGE . . . Put me in charge of food stamps. I'd get rid of Lone Star cards; no cash for Ding Dongs or Ho Ho's, just money for 50-pound bags of rice and beans, blocks of cheese and all the powdered milk you can haul away. If you want steak and frozen pizza, then get a job. Put me in charge of Medicaid. The first thing I'd do is to get women Norplant birth control implants or tubal ligations. Then, we'll test recipients for drugs, alcohol, and nicotine. If you want to reproduce or use drugs, alcohol, or smoke, then get a job. Put me in charge of government housing. Ever live in a military barracks? You will maintain our property in a clean and good state of repair. Your home" will be subject to inspections anytime and possessions will be inventoried. If you want a plasma TV or Xbox 360, then get a job and your own place. In addition, you will either present a check stub from a job each week or you will report to a "government" job. It may be cleaning the roadways of trash, painting and repairing public housing, whatever we find for you. We will sell your 22 inch rims and low profile tires and your blasting stereo and speakers and put that money toward the "common good.." Before you write that I've violated someone's rights, realize that all of the above is voluntary. If you want our money, accept our rules. Before you say that this would be "demeaning" and ruin their "self esteem," consider that it wasn't that long ago that taking someone else's money for doing absolutely nothing was demeaning and lowered self esteem. If we are expected to pay for other people's mistakes we should at least attempt to make them learn from their bad choices. The current system rewards them for continuing to make bad choices. AND While you are on Gov't subsistence, you no longer can VOTE! Yes, that is correct. For you to vote would be a conflict of interest. You will voluntarily remove yourself from voting while you are receiving a Gov't welfare check. If you want to vote, then get a job. Now, if you have the guts - PASS IT ON!!!!!
  4. Patton staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their upstairs bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around, and he landed heavily on his rump. A whiskey bottle in each back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to yell, Patton pulled down his pants and looked in the hall mirror to see that his butt cheeks were cut and bleeding. He managed to find a full box of Band-Aids and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and shuffled and stumbled his way to bed. In the morning, Patton woke up with searing pain in both his head and butt and saw his wife staring at him from across the room. She said, 'You were drunk again last night.' Patton said, 'Why do you say such a mean thing?' 'Well,' she said, 'it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly ....... it's all those Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror.'
  5. Not that we are ever likely to see these these in print, but they would all be a quick read none the less. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan & Michelle Obama Illustrated by Michael Moore Foreword by George Soros MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” and “The Rev Al Sharpton” THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL By Hillarious Clinton Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT Hillarious By Bill Clinton THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD By Bill Gates THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY By Dennis Rodman MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS By Tiger Woods THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE By Al Gore and John Kerry GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC By Amelia Earhart HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST By Dr. Jack Kevorkian TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE By Ellen de Generes and Rosie O’Donnell GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE By Mike Tyson THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS By O. J. Simpson and Casey Anthony HOW TO DRINK and DRIVE SAFELY By Ted Kennedy MY BOOK ON MORALS By Bill Clinton With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson And forward by Tiger Woods with John Edwards HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS AND, JUST ADDED: My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy By Nancy Pelosi And the shortest book of them all………………….. THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE By Barack Obama
  6. A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report for his missing wife. Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping and hasn't come back yet. Inspector: What is her height? Husband: I never checked. Inspector: Slim or hefty? Husband: Not slim. Inspector: Color of eyes? Husband: Never noticed. Inspector: Color of hair? Husband: Changes according to season. Inspector: What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit. Inspector: Was she driving? Husband: Yes. Inspector: What was the number, name, and color of the car ? Husband: Black Jaguar with supercharged 3.5 liter V12 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed Tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode, it has full LED headlights, which use light-emitting diodes for all light functions, and it has a thin scratch on the front left door. Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find your car.
  7. I found this and had to share. This Guy Just Made The Staff At Walmart Lose Their Minds...This Is Genius. iamsuper http://www.tickld.com/funny/t/802760 4 days ago Over the past 6 months, I have been playing a fun game with my credit card company. The game finally backfired on me today and led me through the most hilarious moment of my life. Most people would have been embarrassed, but me, I'm a little twisted, so I laughed all the way through it like an ass hole. With any story, there is a setup process. Here is the setup to this story. About 6 months ago, I was making a purchase with my credit card and when I went to sign the electronic signature machine, it was broken. By broken, I mean that when I touched the pen to the machine, it went crazy and didn't look anything like my signature. It looked like a drunk 4 year old signed my name for me. It accepted the signature without any problems. So this really made me wonder what I could do to give my credit card company something to laugh about. I mean, they obviously don't review the signatures since they never called me or declined a purchase. For ****s sake, it could have been a stolen card. I started out modest by signing with a line or an "X". Occasionally I would do last name first. After a couple of months, I became bolder. I wrote goofy ****, drew pictures, etc. Here's a list of some of my favorite signatures over the past few months: I AM NOT KINGPIN I STOLE THIS **** OFF **** YOU WALMART SUCKS CALL ME CROTCHY CROTCHINGTON MY BALLS ITCH 911 I'M A CRIMINAL THANKS FOR THE STUFF Today at Walmart I went the extra mile. When it came time to sign my name, a thought popped in my head. I should draw a picture. But what picture should I draw? I smirked as something completely juvenile came to me. This is a rough drawing of the signature that I provided: Yes, I know, it's not my best artwork, but I didn't have the time to be elaborate with the drawing. I had to look like I was providing a signature. Right after I hit "OK", there was a pause. The register then said "COMPARE SIGNATURE ON SLIP TO CARD." One thought popped in my head: "OH *!" It then printed the receipt and there in black and white was my drawing of cock and balls. The lady at the register didn't immediately look at it. She asked for the card. I handed her the card and she flipped it over. Then she brought up the receipt and she smirked, but then took a stern tone and said "These signatures don't match." At this point I was in tears from trying to hold back my laughter. I tried to explain to her why I had done it, but it didn't matter. I probably didn't make sense as I laughed hysterically through the explanation. She then paged the manager and I erupted in laughter. The guy behind me in line got a glimpse of my signature on the receipt and began laughing. The manager comes up and the woman from the register begins whispering to him. I then hear a few words "he drew a penis..." as she holds up the receipt. The manager blurts out a short laugh and then controls it. He turns to me and I'm out of breath from laughing and I'm still giggling like a schoolgirl. Manager: Sir, your signature...heh...umm...doesn't match the signature on your card. Me: I know and there is a good reason for that. Manager: (quietly) You drew a penis on my credit card machine. **The guy behind me bursts into laughter.** Me: Yeah, I didn't think this would happen. I've been trying to see how far I could go with my signature before the credit card company did something about it. Manager: I guess you learned your lesson. Me: Yeah, the credit card doesn't accept penis. **The guy behind me now can't stop laughing.** Manager: OK, I'm going to decline the signature and have you sign it again. Me: Fair enough. Manager: This time, really sign it. So I had to sign it again and they wouldn't let me keep my artwork. Those bastards. I had single handedly broken up the monotony of their daily routine and given them something that they will be talking about for years to come and they wouldn't let me keep it. They will tell their grandchildren about the guy that drew cock and balls as his credit card signature. So I have a plan now. I'm going to get a new credit card and sign the back with my cock and balls drawing. Then I will consistently use that as the signature. That way, if I ever get caught in the same situation, the signatures will match. That will really **** with them.
  8. Will I Live till 80?? I recently picked a new primary care dr. After 2 visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing 'fairly well' for my age. (I just turned "late seventy-ish"). A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?' He asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor? 'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!' Then he asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued Ribs? 'I said, 'Not much... my former dr said that all red meat is very unhealthy!' 'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking or bicycling? 'No, I don't,' I said. He asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?' 'No,' I said... He looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even give a sh*t?' :lmao:
  9. They say that these announcements actually appeared in church bulletins or were delivered in church services: The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. The sermon this morning: ' Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus .' Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help. Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
  10. THE DYING PRIEST .an old priest lay dying in the hospital. For years he had faithfully served the people of the nation's capital and was well known among the elected officials. He motioned for his nurse to come near. "Yes, Father?" said the nurse. "I would really like to see President Obama and Senator Reid before I die," whispered the priest. "I'll see what I can do, Father", replied the nurse. The nurse sent the request to The President and Congress and waited for a response. Soon the word arrived; President Obama and Harry Reid would be delighted to visit the priest. As they went to the hospital, Obama commented to Reid, "I don't know why the old priest wants to see us, but it will certainly help our images and might even get me re-elected."Reid agreed that it was a good thing. When they arrived at the priest's room, the priest took Obama's hand in his right hand and Reid's hand in his left hand. There was silence and a look of serenity on the old priest's face. Finally President Obama spoke. "Father, of all the people you could have chosen, why did you choose us to be with you as you near the end?" The old priest slowly replied, "I have always tried to pattern my life after our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ." "Amen", said Obama. "Amen", said Reid. The old priest continued, "Jesus died between two lying thieves; I would like to do the same."
  11. My twilight years - Clint Eastwood- a short read. My Twilight Years ~ Clint Eastwood As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end. There will be a clear, cold morning when there isn't any "more." No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat. It seems to me that one of the important things to do before that morning comes, is to let every one of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways to let them know your heartfelt beliefs and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say, "He was my friend, and I know where he stood." So, just in case I'm gone tomorrow, please know this. I voted against that incompetent, lying, flip-flopping, insincere, double-talking, radical socialist, terrorist excusing, bleeding heart, narcissistic, scientific and economic moron currently in the White House! Participating in a gun buyback program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think your neighbors have too many kids. Regards, Clint
  12. It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame. We have enough "youth". How about a fountain of "smart"? A Fool and his money can throw one heck of a party. When blondes have more fun, are they smart enough to know it? If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse. Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you. Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name. The latest survey shows that three out of four people make up 75% of the population.
  13. I haven't always made my home in the deep south. I grew up in Northern Illinois and my wife is from Northeast Iowa - so I can post this email that I got from a family member who is still silly enough to live in the land of snow... On the sixth day, God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said, "Today I am going to create an area of land called The Midwest. It will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall hills and rolling plains full of game and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and streams full of trout, forests full of deer and turkeys, valleys with fertile soil with an abundance of nutrients to grow things, and rivers teeming with fish." God continued, "I shall make the land rich in resources so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Midwesterners, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth." "But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Midwesterners??" "Not really," replied God.. "Just wait and see the winters I am going to give them!" By the way, it's in the seventies here today. Thought you'd want to know. 429
  14. Best laugh I've had in years! http://youtu.be/RO1kmfLmGRA
  15. TRUE FRIEND A testimony to true friendship: A man brings his best buddy home for dinner unannounced at 5:30 pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and listens in. "My hair & makeup are not done, the house is a mess, the dishes are not done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight! What the hell did you bring him home for?" "Because he's thinking of getting married."
  16. There's an old sea story about a ship's Captain who inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first mate that his men smelled bad... The Captain suggested perhaps it would Help if the sailors would change underwear occasionally. The first mate responded, "Aye, aye sir, I'll see to it immediately!" The first mate went straight to the sailors Berth deck and announced, "The Captain Thinks you guys smell bad and wants you To change your underwear." He continued, "Pittman, you change with Jones, McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, And Brown, you change with Schultz." THE MORAL OF THE STORY: Someone may come along and promise "Change", But don't count on things smelling any better.
  17. Since most of the Dinar Rumors are "Jokes" and humorous when taken in (or out of) context, I thought I'd post this in Rumors rather than in Off Topics - where it will get more attention & laughs...ENJOY...RON Old guy in a convertible (short clip) Turn Up The Sound and http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/embed/ItXKGyO6cRA?rel=0 " This is one of those "candid camera" things. Check out the looks on the faces of the young girls. Listen To The Classic Song .. "Only You"
  18. A fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up - fireman, mechanic, businessman, car salesman... and so forth. However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a *** cabaret and takes off all his clothes to music in front of other men and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some exercises and took little Justin aside. "Is that really true about your father. "No," the boy said, "He works for the Democratic National Committee and helped to get Obama elected, but it's too embarrassing to say that in front of the other kids." -
  19. Only A Texan Can Make You Feel Like A Woman A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. ... One woman lost it completely. She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?' For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Texas stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped... Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer. -
  20. "If President Obama really wants to hurt the Syrian government, don't send cruise missiles. He should end over some of his economic advisers." –Jay Leno "According to a Gallup poll, President Obama's approval rating has dropped to 45 percent. Luckily for Obama, he has 'impeachment insurance.' It's called 'Joe Biden.'" –Jay Leno "Did you hear about this? The IRS has admitted they were targeting conservative groups. President Obama called it outrageous and said he would immediately have his Benghazi investigators look into it." –Jay Leno "People always say this to me: 'Hey, Letterman,' they say. 'Why don't you make jokes about Obama?' All right, I'll tell you why. I don't make jokes about him because I don't want the FBI tapping my phone, that's why." --David Letterman "The White House announced today that the theme for President Obama's second inauguration will be 'Faith in America's Future.' The idea is to get our minds off of America's present." –Jay Leno "President Obama easily won his home state of Illinois. In fact, in Chicago Obama got 120 percent of the vote." –Jay Leno "Well, finally the long race is over and as usual a guy from Kenya won." –David Letterman "So far for Halloween, sales of Obama masks are 30 percent higher than the sales of Mitt Romney masks. That makes sense. I mean, what's scarier than four more years of this economy?" –Jay Leno "The good news for the White House is that unemployment has dropped to 7.8 percent, right where it was when President Obama took office. So Obama has gone from 'Change you can believe in' to 'Can you believe there's no change.'" –Jay Leno "It's like Obama wasn't even there. He hasn't done this poorly since he debated Clint Eastwood." –Stephen Colbert "This Obama robber made some pretty scary threats to the McDonald's employees. He said, 'Give me your money, or else my economic plan will have you working here for the rest of your life.'" –Jay Leno "President Obama has revealed his new re-election slogan — 'Forward.' That's a good message for Obama. He's telling voters, 'Whatever you do, don't look back at all those campaign promises I made.'" –Jay Leno "President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 then he did in 2010. You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." –Jay Leno "President Obama will begin a three-state bus tour. I believe the three states are confusion, delusion, and desperation. " —Jay Leno "The Republicans are so happy about bin Laden they’ve granted President Obama full citizenship." –David Letterman "I don't like this new Obama who hunts Muslim extremists. I like the old Obama who WAS a Muslim extremist." –Stephen Colbert "Over the weekend, President Obama announced that he was running for a second term as president of the United States. There’s a brand-new campaign slogan — 'Give me four more years to find my birth certificate.'" —David Letterman "President Obama's approval ratings are so low now, Kenyans are accusing him of being born in the United States." –Jay Leno http://politicalhumor.about.com/od/barackobama/a/obamajokes.htm
  21. 8 Cats Who Called 1-800-ObamaCare but Still Couldn’t Get Healthcare October 23, 2013 According to Clay Johnson, a former member of President Obama’s technology team, HealthCare.gov was created by a “sloppy” team of contractors. What’s worse, these “sloppy” contractors charged taxpayers half a billion dollars for a website that doesn’t work. We know you’re used to seeing this when trying to signup for insurance at Healthcare.gov. But not to worry, the Obama Administration has setup a 1-800 number that will solve all your problems. Here’s 8 cats who’ve struggled to signup for ObamaCare. 8. Long wait times. 7. Endless transfers. 6. Sorry, but your health plan is no longer available under ObamaCare. 5. Automated menu direct you to HealthCare.gov. 4. Then HealthCare.gov directs you to call the ObamaCare hotline. 3. “We’re experiencing unusually high call volume…” 2. Ugh oh, I lost reception going through a tunnel. 1. Finally getting to speak to a live operator…oops, disconnected.
  22. 'LIFE' THOUGHTS BY I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with 'Guess' on it. So I said 'Implants?' She hit me. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for Miss America ? When I was young we used to go 'skinny dipping,' now I just 'chunky dunk.' I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place! Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN! Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't you know it.... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison? (A completely brilliant question!!!!!!!) Bumper sticker of the year: 'If you can read this, thank a teacher - And, since it's in English, Thank a soldier' Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be displayed outside? (Another completely brilliant question!!!!) You just might want to pass this along... No virus found in this message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 2014.0.4158 / Virus Database: 3614/6764 - Release Date: 10/19/13
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