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  1. A seriously sissified shooting story By Russ Vaughn I'm an old guy who grew up playing rough-and-tumble from an early age, fighting when necessary to maintain my place in the upper-middle of the testosterone-fueled hierarchy in my small southern town, a kid who couldn't wait to get his first gun and go hunting and was later equally eager to learn the professional use of many lethal military weapons in combat against a deadly enemy. So it's really difficult for me to believe that any man could publicly and apparently proudly proclaim himself to be such a totally emasculated milquetoast, and an ill-informed one at that, as New York Daily News reporter Gersh Kuntzmann has done with this error-filled hit piece on the AR-15 rifle – which was, of course, timed to take advantage of the atrocity in Orlando. If Kuntzmann has masochistic tendencies, then today he must be basking resplendently in the utter contempt and ridicule being directed his way from millions of American gun owners who read his article, opening with this sentence: "It feels like a bazooka – and sounds like a cannon," about a lightweight sporting rifle that is so easy to handle that it is popular enough with teenage female shooters to be manufactured in hot pink Barbie versions. But an admittedly "terrified" Kuntzmann goes on to proudly parade his ignorance by inferring that such a weapon can fire a forty-round "clip" in less than five seconds. Right here I'll wager Kuntzmann any amount he chooses that he can't possibly fire forty rounds from an AR-15 in less than five seconds, because an AR-15 is a semi-automatic weapon, which requires the trigger to be pulled back fully to firing position for every individual round fired. Even with his pinky finger fully extended, Gersh just ain't that good a gunner. He simply can't operate that trigger that fast. By the way, you can always tell a liberal writer expounding on firearms because they invariably use the term "clip" rather than the correct term "magazine." And, Kuntzmann, magazines are typically configured for 20 or 30 rounds, not 40, as anyone with minimal knowledge of firearms knows. But it is in the actual firing of the weapon that Gersh seriously sissifies himself: I gotta tell you, Kuntzmann, you had millions of American gun owners guffawing with that bit of hissy-fit histrionics. Thousands of teenage girls fire the AR-15 routinely, and they can tell you, the recoil is minimal compared to most sporting rifles. And those unbruised young ladies have the presence of mind not to let themselves become disoriented by those absolutely icky brass shell casings flying past as they steel themselves not to be overcome by the smell of destruction, whatever the hell that is, and the bomb-like muzzle blasts that gave you temporary PTSD, whatever the hell that is, and made you anxious and irritable for at least an hour. Good grief, Kuntzmann, don't you have a clue what a complete pantywaist you have described yourself to be? It's not just real men who are laughing at you – it's real women as well. If there is a lesson to be learned from this silly bit of reporting it is that editors should not send silly twits to cover issues of which they have no knowledge or experience. Being the old politically incorrect dinosaur I am, I'd just say, "Don't send a girl to do a man's job." http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2016/06/a_seriously_sissified_shooting_story.html
  2. Snoring The high school coaches in St. Landry Parish Louisiana went to a coaches retreat. To save money they had to room together. No one wanted to room with coach Boudreaux because he snores so bad. They decide it's not fair to make one of dem stay wit him the whole time so they vote to take turns. Coach Fontenot sleeps wit him and he come to breakfast next morning hair a mess, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happen to you?" He say, "Man, that Boudreaux snore so loud, I watch him all night." Next night coach Guidrys turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all standing up, eyes all blood shot. They say, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!" He say, "Man, no, that Boudreaux shake the roof. I watched him all night." Third night, coach Doucet turn. Next morning he come to breakfast bright eyed and bushy tailed. "Good morning you all." They can't believe! They say, "Man, what happened?" He say, "Well, we get ready for bed. I go and tuck Boudreaux into bed and kiss him good night. He watch me all night." h.a.n.d.
  3. The ZIPPER In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more. For the second time she attempted the step, and once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step. About this time, a large cowboy who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus. She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and screeched, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!' The cowboy smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."
  4. Tall Skinny Lawyers You might be quite surprised ...Most of us know of the comparable relationship between Lincoln and Kennedy, but have you ever considered the comparisons between President Obama and President Lincoln? Parallels of Abraham Lincoln and Barack Hussein Obama. 1.. Lincoln placed his hand on the Bible for his inauguration. Obama used the very same bible Lincoln used for his inauguration. 2.. Lincoln came from Illinois . Obama comes from Illinois . 3.. Lincoln served in the Illinois Legislature. Obama served in the Illinois Legislature. 4.. Lincoln had very little experience before becoming President. Obama had very little experience before becoming President. 5.. Lincoln rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. Obama rode the train from Philadelphia to Washington for his inauguration. 6.. Lincoln was highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others. Obama is highly respected by some, but intensely disliked by others. 7.. Abraham Lincoln was a tall, skinny lawyer. Barack Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 8.. Lincoln held to basic Conservative and Christian views. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 9.. Lincoln volunteered in the Illinois militia, once as a captain, twice as a private. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 10. Lincoln firmly believed in able persons carrying their own weight. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 11. Lincoln was undeniably, and without any doubt, born in the United States. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 12. Lincoln was honest - so honest that he was called 'Honest Abe'. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 13. Lincoln preserved the United States as a strong nation, respected by the world. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. 14. Lincoln showed his obvious respect for the flag, U. S. Constitution, and the military. Obama is a tall, skinny lawyer. Amazing isn't it!!
  5. I was traveling between West Palm Beach and Boca Raton the other day (south of Jupiter) when a tire blew out. Checking my spare, I found that it, too, was flat. My only option was to flag down a passing motorist and get a ride to the next town. The first vehicle to stop was an old man in a van. He yelled out the window, "Need a lift? "Yes, I sure do," I replied. "You a Republican or Democrat?" asked the old man. "Republican," I replied. "Well, you can just go to Hell," yelled the old man as he sped off. Another guy stopped, rolled down the window, and asked me the same question. Again, I gave the same answer, "Republican." The driver gave me the finger and drove off. I thought it over and decided that maybe I should change my strategy, since this area seemed to be overly political and there appeared to be few Republicans. The next car to stop was a red convertible driven by a beautiful blonde. She smiled seductively and asked if I was a Republican or Democrat. "Democrat!" I shouted. "Hop in!" replied the blonde. Driving down the road, I couldn't help but stare at the gorgeous woman in the seat next to me, the wind blowing through her hair, perfect breasts and a short skirt that continued to ride higher and higher up her thighs. Finally, I yelled, "Please stop the car." She immediately slammed on the brakes and as soon as the car stopped, I jumped out. "What's the matter?" she asked. "I can't take it anymore," I replied. "I've only been a Democrat for five minutes and already I want to screw somebody." Here's Another: A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library. He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you? The girl replied with a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!" All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly embarrassed and moved to another table. After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and said with a laugh "I study psychology, and I know what a man is thinking. Iguess you felt embarrassed, right? The guy then responded with a loud voice: $500 FOR ONE NIGHT...THAT'S TOO MUCH! All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock. The guy whispered in her ear: "I study law, and I know how to screw people."
  6. And Euphrates News Agency {} maintain the first position for the Iraqi news agencies and Arab Most Viewed in Iraq, according to Alexa rankings {} Thursday, 18 June / July 2013 12:52 | | | {Baghdad: Euphrates News } Retained and Euphrates News Agency {} For the second year in a respectively Ptsderha the list of Arab and Iraqi agencies seen in Iraq, according to the rankings of sites Alexa. According to the latest rating issued on Thursday {Alexa}, the agency Euphrates Aluz occupies first place for agencies news in Iraq is at the center {44} Iraqis, making it the first place for agencies news because the five agencies just got centers within percent Centre first in Iraq. And Facebook still occupies first place in Iraqi comes and after the Second YouTube cockles Iraq and then cockles and then shopping Amazon and Yahoo. Euphrates News and entered the rankings for a number of countries including the United Kingdom, Sweden, Jordan, Egypt and Germany. The site occupies Euphrates News Center 67 421 globally meaning it is among the best one hundred thousand worldwide as the site classification shared by millions of international locations. The Alexa site {} of the International Classification of sites based in the ranking of sites in each country on the number of visitors and the adoption of the {my ÇáÇí} for each visitor . The Agency {Euphrates News} occupied since July of last year after its launch eight months of the occupation of first place in the classification of news sites Iraqi most viewed, according to the rankings of sites {Alexa}, which depends on ip your visitors, which put them in the forefront of the news agencies and websites news reporting for Iraq. Where occupied in the last order of 48th for Iraq, which is far from the nearest competitors where it was not in the top percent, the first only two agencies newsletters, which reflects the number of observers of the agency as it occupied the centers respectable in the order of the world, including the United States and the United Kingdom, Britain, France, Egypt and the United Arab Emirates and Iran, Sweden and other countries. The Agency {Euphrates News} Foundation's Euphrates Media was founded by a combination of experience and youth and was able to cover most of the events, political, security, economic, sports and public as well as interest in matters of students through the dissemination of the results of stages rows ended to study elementary, middle and junior high branches of scientific, literary and professional addition to publishing the results of the general acceptance in colleges and institutes. On this occasion, a compact and {Euphrates News Agency} Mtcefhaha to exert more effort to provide all that is new, objective and serve the citizens of Iraq and professional framework as your return since the beginning of its inception. Ended
  7. well,i was loading up topics in vip,and didnt have chat,sooo. i was kinda just chatting in topics..well,i think dat wasnt kocher..
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