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  1. A young lawyer and his wife were going to have a dinner party to celebrate his making partner in his law firm. He had invited all the partners and their spouses, they hired a maid to do some deep cleaning of the house and to help serve the dinner. The couple had decided to serve steak and mushrooms and on the day of the dinner the wife went shopping, and came home in deep distress. "I can't find mushrooms, the stores are out, and the ones they do have are very expensive." the husband was upset, but logical. "There are a ton on mushrooms growing behind the barn, use those." "They could be poisonous" the wife said horrified. "Well.... fry them up and feed them to Spot" their dalmation. "If he gets sick we will just have to pay for the expensive mushrooms." The wife thought this was a brilliant idea and did as her husband suggested. After several hours the dog was just fine, running and playing in the yard, so the wife finished dinner making extra mushrooms for the steak and putting them in everything. Dinner was over and everyone was pleased, the partners were congratulating the husband on his great party when the maid rushed in.... "Spot's DEAD" She cried "Oh NO SPOT'S DEAD!!!" The party members were rushed to the hospital, stomachs were pumped and lawsuits were discussed, the husband and wife knew they were ruined. They returned home that morning and found the maid still sobbing as she cleaned up. The husband thanked her for her help, and helped her on with her jacket. "The worst part of the whole thing" she said "Is the truck that hit Spot didn't even stop."
  2. I just gave myself a heart attack LOL. I bought VND about 3 years ago and with the news article I wondered how much I had bought. (I'm getting old and 3 years is a long time) I could not find it any where. Searched 4 a 1/2 hour, wondering if I had inadvertantly given it away..... SO quick tip, DONT PUT YOU CURRENCY IN SOMETHING YOU MIGHT FORGET ABOUT AND END UP GIVING IT TO A FRIEND!!!!!!!!!
  3. Sounds more like someone complained about their "judgemental attitude" and now they are instructed to say they cannot talk about it.
  4. Rottentwink is my sister. I've just been using her SN over the past 2 years to surf the message boards. we're both invested and waiting for payday just like rest of you. I've discovered some of the programs on LINKTV are worth watching not only for the less than common news on Iraq but also for the other goings-on around the world. CNN, Fox, HLN, and MSNBC really don't provide the "flavor" (for lack of a better word) like Al-Jazeera news, Mosaic, and Democracy Now!. Alittle bit ago I jumped on the Al-Jazeera site and read an interveiw with Iyad Allawi. Basicly... He's saying different things than the chat logs from other sites and what not. Now... I'm not here to bash anyone. These people on the chat logs have been doing this for awhile... they probably do have a very educated alliance of people feeding them GOOD intel. MY THING IS: why arent we listening to the News orgs? is there something i'm missing? I mean to me, this interview is Gold cuz it comes from the very guy that was screwed out of the PM seat. This isnt the first time I've noticed ALJazeeras news falling on deaf ears. soooo... why? This is my first post. http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2011/03/20113892012143679.html This is the interview. Compare it with: What the protests are about. Maliki being a waste of oxygen. just check it out and you'll see what I'm talking about. If theres a reason to avoid these networks then let me know... cuz I missed that memo.
  5. Soooo,... when does the next tourist arrive?? They may have cancelled out all the debt but how long before another guy puts out that $100, people still need to eat, sleep.... the next tourist would have to shell out $200 and so on.
  6. I might be wrong but raising cattle in the desert would be hard, time consuming work, and they would not be as cheap as cattle raised in Texas where grass and hay are plentiful,,,, JMO
  7. Let's see if I have this right.... watch forex, everyone's saying it will be by the first, but med doesn't believe it cuz he's been wrong sooooo many times that he's buffering it.... YEESH what a putz
  8. My hats off to you sir, you brightened my day many, many times and I am sorry to hear you are having a hard time. Know that my thoughts and prayers are with you and your wife and I hope it will turn around for you sooner than later.
  9. I wish we could get all the idiots to stop, but at what point do they become idiots?? What about the "others" that routinely post rumors that are nothing but hype?? (I cant post names but you oldtimers know who I'm talking about.) You have to do your research, you have to take it all with a grain of salt but most importantly you have to realize that NO ONE has this intel. The ones that do do not owe us anything!! So if you must visit the rumor sections do so with a sense of humor or don't do it at all.
  10. Felt I had to say something... we are in the Off Topic section. No dinar news in here
  11. I agree, I wont even go into teh chat room anymore, it used to be fun now it's drudgery. I miss Puffplus, Mrparrot, markisauncfan, and a host of others. So I stick to the forums, shake my head at the bashers and make sure I hit the + button on all the people willing to stick their necks out to give me information!! A special thanks to all who give the "heard it from a friend who" rumors, Also kudos to the ones who make a joke or post a "rumor that is way outrageous, nothing like a laugh to make me realize this isn't as serious as I make it out to be. Sorry for all of those who NEED it, I do to, but if it wasn't for the RV I would have no hope at all
  12. I love these, great job, I firmly believe if you cant laugh it is time to close your browser and go find something else to do. Keep the humor coming!!
  13. I am terribly hurt, I've beenn waiting for months to click on this forum but I'm not on here... sigh... happy birth day to me happy birthday to me.... lol keep up the good work knights.
  14. I am not normally one who jumps on the conspiracy band wagon but the article would not load no matter what I did....
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