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FlyHi

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  1. Good to see they got their "Just Desserts"
  2. Subject: Gripe Sheet After every flight, UPS pilots fill out a form, called a 'gripe sheet,' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft. The mechanics correct the problems, document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the gripe sheets before the next flight. Never let it be said that ground crews lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by UPS pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers. P: Left inside main tire almost needs replacement. S: Almost replaced left inside main tire. * P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough. S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft. * P: Something loose in cockpit. S: Something tightened in cockpit. * P: Dead bugs on windshield. S: Live bugs on back-order. * P: Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200-feet-per-minute descent. S: Cannot reproduce the problem on ground. * P: Evidence of leak on the right main landing gear. S: Evidence removed. * P: DME volume unbelievably loud. S: DME volume set to more believable level. * P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick. S: That's what friction locks are for. * P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode. S: IFF is always inoperative in OFF mode. * P: Suspected crack in the windshield. S: Suspect you're right. * P: Number 3 engine missing. S: Engine found on right wing after brief search. * P: Aircraft handles funny. S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right and be serious. * P: Target radar hums. S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics. * P: Mouse in cockpit. S: Cat installed. * P: Noise coming from under instrument panel. Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer. S: Took hammer away from the midget.
  3. My view looking from outside of USA is that Trump is playing disruptive politics. He is acting as a transformational change agent. That is a position everyone loves to hate and attacks continuously. The two party system will die if the people get educated and have there eyes opened to who really runs D.C. BA n Shabs, be patient with Trump and his seemingly impulsive tweets. Yes it gets under many people's skin but he is playing a long term game. Reflect on how ingeniously he used Twitter during the election. Now it is being played differently. RW Sutton you summed up beautifully! DM keep up the education of the masses as only they can change the Destiny of USA.
  4. RnS, Mistaken Identity.... his Kiwiness thanks
  5. This is "incident" is actually more sinister than first glance impression. In my view this is part of a co-ordinated attack on all current government members (Trump and Sessions included) who after draining the swamp. Remember at the end of May Scalise came out with a video calling for the end to human trafficking. This shooting is all about the current government who has the pedophiles and human traffickers in their sight. Simply because if these sicko's were caught and dealt with, half the government bureaucracy would be put away. so to protect themselves they will aim at assassination of the top brass in the government. Prayers up for your true leadership to stand their ground in the face of this evil
  6. Oh Well I stand corrected as I have never been a VIP I went straight to Platinum so I would never forget or be in the wrong place to pay for VIP. In addition, We Platinum VIP have the luxury of seemingly endless emeralds to distribute...that's always fun!
  7. CL21 I believe that only works for those of us with platinum VIP. Certainly that was the case before but I have not tried recently with the new changes to the system
  8. Its ok GH...we have learned to read between the lines. Context is everything so the while the last line didn't add up to the rest of your narrative, some of us recognised what you meant to say. I'' go with a senior moment for now...we can't have the climate change people worrying over the pollution caused by a "brain fart"... the mind boggles!!
  9. Well here is another irrelevant opinion. I cannot fathom why you and Shabs in particular do not allow YOUR President the time to fulfil his duties without disparaging remarks. Come on show respect people for the office! Stop the knee jerk reactions and lets see if this pans out.... Will it be as we all hope??....the breaking up of the swamp elite and disrupting the two party system...only time will tell Yes there will be pain for many as the disruption required is tranformational...so very uncomfortable times ahead but for the greater good
  10. Nice catch...just the tip of the iceberg to be sure. Keep the pressure on and investigate them all and bring them to conviction!
  11. What.... spiders taste like chicken or we do to them ye gads that 45kg LPG cylinder looks puny in comparison A win to the arachnids!
  12. Welcome back Machine. I'm guessing you have had some interesting times "working" during your absence from DV.
  13. LGD your collective saturation concept reminds me of Clif High from Half Past Human who uses Webots to gather internet chatter to try and predict what is going to happen short and long term. His strike rate is mixed but the principle is interesting. This is part of the reason believers united in prayer achieve so much. Focus collectively on something brings things into reality. Of course God can go against the tide and do as He sees fit for His plans. It is most interesting when His will aligns with mans collective will (prayer). Thanks for your refreshing view point.
  14. Well as an outsider I offer a different perspective. It appears to me that Trump is sending a clear signal to the Deep State.... I will not be messed with and the old way of doing business is over. ......PANIC! Further, my guess is he will go a lot further to achieve his goal to weaken the Deep State so America can be set on the road to be great again. I anticipate he will likely deliberately collapse the economy and the Central Banking System. The result will be chaos financially. My suggestion is be prepared. Have cash on hand; gold/silver/bitcoin etc and food/water. We are in for one hell of a ride and it won't be pleasant but sadly it is vitally important to De-power/De-throne the Deep State.
  15. Excellent find Adhoc! Finally science to back up what we have long known about vaccines! Soon governments all around the world will mandate compulsory vaccination as they are bought by big pharma. It may will mean if you want to look after your health and the health of your kids, you will need to get off the grid and home school...( Benefits = better than common core!) Come on people .....WAKE UP to what is happening around you!
  16. Some of us oldies are amused and decide occasionally to throw emeralds your way, hence the plus 5 etc.... well, what you posted showed your sense of humor that certainly made my day..... Watch out for the Ruskies they may add to your basket of green when least expecting it... I might have to put you on the "to drink with list" too!
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