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PastorDoug

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  • Birthday October 8

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    Hillsboro, OR
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    Pastor of Christ's Celebration Church

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  1. The Widow at the Farmhouse Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack’s station-wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby farmhouse and asked the attractive lady of the house if they could spend the night. “I’m recently widowed,” she explained, “and I’m afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house.” “Not to worry,” Jack said, “we’ll be happy to sleep in the barn.” Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow’s attorney. He called up his friend Bob and said, “Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow at the farm we stayed at?” “Yes, I do.” “Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and visit with her?” “Yes, I have to admit that I did.” “Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?” Bob’s face turns red and he said, “Yeah, I’m afraid I did.” “Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!”
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