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More going out on thin ice...
18) As of this moment all dental work, teeth whitening, braces, crowns, or anything that enhances the cosmetic look of those flashy American teeth shall stop, cease and desist immediately! That obviously has lead to your vanity.. which no good English chap would have... so stop those family photographs with all those pearly whites showing... they are disturbing to us civilized folks! Outrageous the amount of time you must waste on your vanity. We simply wouldn't do that... of course that's why I don't show my teeth when I smile but that's not the point right now. I will not tolerate you one upping us in any way. All toothpaste will be removed from your supermarkets and convenience stores and be replaced with bags of free candy. All dentist's will cease their business or face grave consequences... the rack will be reinstated just for those who disobey!
Oh, doesn't that just fit. Your killin me, that too made my eyes wet. The whole time I was reading that I was thinking What no Platinum or Diamond grill, and then you come with the rack. Ouch!! Thanks again.
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This article here should be hitting us between the eyes for it is very telling. No smoke, no mirrors. I'm in till the end, but now I hope I get my invested money back, and not lose on this whole thing. Going on four years to not make anything really bites. Well as usual we wait and see. Hope
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Spot of tea...LOL...Loved it. Thanks for the laugh. :lol: My eyes got wet on that one. Thanks
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I keep coming back to this thread hoping someone will add #17 and so on. Just to keep the humour rollin so to speak. I thought it was funny, and so added to it. I hope other people enjoy the original post as much as I did.
You make me sound like a terrorist. I was not trying to "hijack" anything. I was just adding my perspective, and I was completely on topic.
I've read a lot of your posts. Your a smart guy. If you started a thread I would read it along with the responses to it, like I do in other threads. I may not post, but I will learn.
Rodandstaff, keep up the good work. I personally enjoy the threads you start, cause they aren't about the dinar. I still read some of the news, but am very tired of things going around in circles. Your threads give me a break from the news, politics, and aliens or elitist stuff. Thanks
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Didn't take long for this thread to get serial did it? Funny threads should stay funny. If a more serious thread along the same subject needs to be started feel free to do so. JMO
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Sounds like a rough job... sure you don't need some help with that thar "project"???
No "plugs"??? Than what are all the NASCAR fans gonna chew??? Sorry fastarnie... I just couldn't resist that one.
I'm sure a rule like that would diminish the foods supply of the frogs and have them up in arms... surely it would cause a plague of biblical proportions!!!
It's Tongue in cheek umbertino... that crazy American humor!!!
I like Nascar too, but I don't chew plugs. I chew worm dirt (copenhagen).
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can someone tell me what kind of gun this is
So that's their scribble for infidel.
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16. No longer will you fish with spinners, spoons, jigs, plugs, or bait. All fishing will be done using flies. :lol:
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I say this with all due respect for your mama... "man she musta had a painful birth popping you out with that fishing pole in your hand"!!!
:lol: And the fact that I was not a small baby in the first place. Over 10lbs.
I don't know if I really wanted to know that!!! ...But I'm glad my wife cans our own veggies!!!
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YEP!!!!!!!!!!!
Is that a Zebco? :lol:
I think I was one of the ones born to fish. It's all I think about. I want to spend every waking moment on the river. Spring Chinook, Summer Steelhead, Fall Salmon, and then Winter Steelhead over and over, year after year. I love the solitude, and being in places only God can make. I do my best to fish where other people don't, but there are those that think like me, so I do run into a few. People say I should guide, but then it wouldn't be fishing. It would be guiding, and what would the clients do when I release the fish. Oh I can see the look on their faces. I catch way to many fish to keep them all, but I save a few for friends, and the smoker.
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This was an email sent to me. I'm just wondering what else he's trying to hide until after the elections. Other things that might raise my eyebrows.
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Striped "Shi-r-t" Happens!!!
Yes sir, it does. Bass- hole-tards :lol:
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There is a more recent one of the Seahawks. Only this time in favor of Minnesota. What comes around go's around. Adrian Peterson does not get that touchdown, but they called it. What about when the Seahawks played the Steelers in the superbowl. Blind refs. Even Holmgren got fined for talkin about the refs. Even with the booth sometimes they are blind. :lol:
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That's awsome, and true. LOL
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From My friend Brandy
My sister in law sent this to me and determined it is something to consider for Tuesday. More manipulating before the election !
E.M.M. "Brandy" Mester
Lockheed Martin is laying off 123,000 workers just weeks before Christmas.
This needs to go far and wide before Early Voting starts.
The President is trying to hold off any announcement until after the election. This will make a significant increase to the questionable 7.8 % Unemployment number.
Lockheed is going to lay off 123,000 defense workers due to Obama's downsizing of the military. This hit the Drudge report yesterday. This is true! I checked it on Google. Snopes indicated 10,000, but actual figure will be determined by government down sizing criteria. At any rate, this isn't good news and the
unemployment number will grow.
The law requires Lockheed to give 60-day notice to all to-be-fired employees within 60 days. That drop dead date would be November 1st. Since this would be devastating for his reelection, Obama has promised that our government would cover all Lockheed severance packages to fired employees if Lockheed would not release the names and locations of those losing their jobs until after the election! Do you have any idea how many millions that will cost the taxpayer? Thank you Obama!!
This posting is from a defense contract newspaper called The Hill. You can read the details below:
http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/industry/259517-graham-says-hell-block-'>http://thehill.com/blogs/defcon-hill/industry/259517-graham-says-hell-block-
reimbursements-in-layoff-notice-fight
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Christmas, but Xmas is easier for two finger typists like myself.
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Absolute spot on correct about the chocolate/peanut butter.... the white chocolate Reese's are heaven in a wrapper!!!
I don't take the trip down the candy isle enough. I didn't know they came out with white chocolate Reese's. See learn something everyday.
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My second guess was fork when I read the title.
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i wonder if any of those mole people stayed home to ride out the storm .. those subway tunnels are under water .. i heard theres thousands of them living underground in new york city
Sorry to say, but it looks like they been flushed.
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lol people get bored .. ya got to entertain them .. i wish someone else would join in and write smoe conspiracy theorys about iraq and its dinar... hey they jump on the band wagon believing anything written about the united states ,, why not iraq
I would never write a conspiracy theory about Iraq for fear of being lumped into the Guru (knuckleheads) club.
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Just good stuff goin on here. Thanks for the chuckles.
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Backstraps, eggs, and hashbrowns. MmmmMmmm good.
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Wow. That was funny.
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I don't think Talabani can fix maliki, no one can. There is a plan for maliki, and we just don't know it yet. No confidence is not good enough, he needs to be kept from being able to interfere with the affairs of Iraq.
I think the plan is is to put him (Maliki) next to his daddy Sadaam. Maybe even use the same rope.
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Solid. Thanks for posting.