Late at night man goes to his fridge pulls out a bottle of beer sits in front of the TV watching the ballgame an drinks it. Hungry he stumbles back in the kitchen opens the fridge an pulls out a cup of chocolate pudding. Stumbles back to the TV an proceeds to eat it. Goes to bed an awakes the next morning to his wife franticaly screaming at him. She shouts where my bottle of pee an cup of shi!! I was suppose to take it with me to the doctor. Still half asleep her husband replies I don't know.
All I had was a bottle of beer an cup of pudding tell the doctor to get his own.!!!