Freddyk77

THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER Fresh from my shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion, "If you want your breasts to grow, take a piece of toilet paper every day and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I ask. "They’ll grow larger over a period of years," he replies. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your ass didn't it?" He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy he may even walk again, although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw. Stupid, stupid man.