C'mon now - I've been reading these posts for some time. "The banker" - if he/she knows this to be true - would they actually need your money? Wouldn't she/he pack their vault with IQD... ya think?
I especially enjoy the perspective of the characters... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Great_Pumpkin
Which linus-greatpumpkin.bmpdo you most resemble?