tinnman77

A man was pulled over at a check point after a night on the town. The officer said "congratulations, you just won $5000 for being the 100th person pulled over that was wearing a seat belt. What are you gonna do with the money?" The man said "well I am driving on revoked, so I am gonna use the money to take driving lessons to try to get my license back." The officer was annoyed and said "excuse me sir???" Just then the man's wife who was sitting in the passenger seat said " don't mind him officer, he is a real smart ass when he is drunk!"

I hope unions dont have anything to do with the RV!

Aug 12th is my bday too my friend. May it RV and we can all celebrate together!

One word........ LOTTERY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yXZRdeGHEo Made me think of this

Lol, nice! Now if I could just get a brain!

I would have to agree with you. I didnt see any rude remarks. Even Adam had a funny post!

I was being kind of a smart a** in that thread. I was just playing and if I offended anybody I apologize

Tiff, I enjoy your posts. I will bet you 72 dinar, not because I disagree with you. But because I love to gamble!

s Sorry didnt mean to post this and dont know how to delete

Anything but Okie!!!!!!

The only cure for no RV is............... MORE COWBELL BABY!

I think they may have all been at a meeting on a tropical island. They had to get their story straight for the next round of "intel" for the weekend!

Very nice it's always philly steak with mushrooms for me. And of course fries, the sizes are crazy! Hey I just thought of something.... we have something in common! lol

You are welcome Hey being from Pitsburg, do you ever eat at "Dirty O's" its a must stop for me on our annual crabbing trip to Delaware. Kinda looks like a dive, but great food!

Holy hell, here comes the "blame it on Bush" excuses. Come on man, Bush didn't force feed us obamacare. Or rack up the most spending by a pres ever! When will you hold the CURRENT president accountable for his actions and stop blaming everything else under the sun?

I really don't know either way why they will be open. But they wont come out and say "we will be opening up new offices due to a RV of IQD" So who knows their reasoning may be smoke.

This was meant for Carrello but I messed up the reply thing. Why is it you always bring up race? His race has nothing to do with his healthcare plan. It has nothing to do with why alot of people want him out of office. It has everything to do with our love of this country! He can keep his "change" and I "hope" he is a one term pres. Not because he is black, but because he is ruining this country!

Is there a link to this so I can send it to my contact list?

Defense is definitely one place I don't mind my taxes going. God bless our soldiers!

The only thing I have seen that has been 100% wrong is these guru's bogus claims that it is done. Nuff said..... really? I like the entertainment value they bring. But it is just that, entertainment! They have never been right! I don't understand how their followers give them a free pass, when every date they have given has come and gone with no RV. They say the intel was right but something held it up? Come on, they have been saying this for months if not years! I believe it will RV, but i don't believe the gurus know their A** from a hole in the ground!

Why even post this? I am all for humor but come on, this wasn't even remotely funny. I would tell you not to quit your day job, but you are probably not any good at that either! :P

Please don't mention him! Every time I see him I want to hold him down and give him a damn hair cut!