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  1. Peace to you and your family. Hope all is well! Really! Slay.

    No kidding.....I really feel bad for him.  We should all keep him in our prayers.  I know you are already.  Don't argue with yourself too much.....your other side might give you a smack to the beak.  Have a good weekend.   :salute: 


    GO RV, then BV

    He's a great guy Shabs. He really is! Helps me out every time I get in trouble. Bump, My best to you and your family.

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  2. Does anyone know what a normal charge is for a concealed carry permit? I saw a sign the other Day offering 2 for $25... not sure what I'd be carrying since I haven't actually purchased a gun... but I'm curious if that was reasonable. Post rv, we'll have a couple...



    Very good deal. Average price in the Cape Fear Region of NC is $130.00 plus for one. Well worth getting. Being a hunter, I always carry a backup in the woods. Sometimes I forget I even have it on me. Nice to have a carry when you know you'll be around large groups of people as well. In some parts of the country, walking to the mailbox is a potential issue. KEL-TEC makes a  nice small frame 9mm and Ruger makes a small and thinner 380. Hope that helps.

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  3. A nun walks into Mother Superior's office and plunks down into a chair. She lets out a sigh heavy with frustration. 

    'What troubles you, Sister?' asked the Mother Superior .. 'I thought this was the day you spent with your family.' 

    'It was,' sighed the Sister. 'And I went to play golf with my brother. You know I was quite a talented golfer before I devoted my life to Christ.' 

    'I seem to recall that,' the Mother Superior agreed. 'So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?' 

    'Far from it,' snorted the Sister. 'In fact, I even took the Lord's name in vain today!' 

    'Goodness, Sister!' gasped the Mother Superior, astonished. 'You must tell me all about it!' 

    'Well, we were on the fifth tee...and this hole is a monster, Mother Superior - 540 yard Par 5, with a nasty dog leg left and a hidden green....and I hit the drive

    of my life. I creamed it. The sweetest swing I ever made. 

    And it's flying straight and true, right along the line I wanted...and it hits a bird in mid-flight !' 

    'Oh my!' commiserated the Mother. 'How unfortunate! But surely that didn't make you blaspheme, Sister!' 

    'No, that wasn't it,' admitted Sister. 'While I was still trying to fathom what had happened, this squirrel runs out of the woods, grabs my ball and runs off down the


    'Oh, that would have made me blaspheme!' sympathized the Mother. 

    'But I didn't, Mother!' sobbed the Sister. 'And I was so proud of myself! And while I was pondering whether this was a sign from God, this hawk swoops out of the sky

    and grabs the squirrel and flies off, with my ball still clutched in his paws!' 

    'So that's when you cursed,' said the Mother with a knowing smile. 

    'Nope, that wasn't it either,' cried the Sister, anguished, 'because as 

    the hawk started to fly out of sight, the squirrel started struggling, and the hawk dropped him right there on the green, and the ball popped out of his paws and rolled to about 18 inches from the cup!' 

    Mother Superior sat back in her chair, folded her arms across her chest, fixed the Sister with a baleful stare and said... 

    'You missed the f---in' putt, didn't you?


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  4. Slay... Thanks for sharing... It's appreciated..... I think I recall this one you posted... But I'm getting old ( 56 at the end of next month)  so my memories are not crystal clear anymore the way they used to. Smile.


    Anyway.... Good one.

    You're still a young man my friend. My post was intended to support yours. Last time I posted that was years ago. Everybody's kid's are grown by now. I appreciate all your music posts Mr. U. Slay.

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  5. This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. BE HONEST!

    By giving an honest answer, you will discover where you stand morally.

    The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation in which you
    will have to make a decision.

    Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.


    You are in Florida , Miami to be specific. There is chaos all around you caused by a hurricane with severe flooding. This is a flood of biblical proportions.

    You are a photojournalist working for a major newspaper, and you're caught
    in the middle of this epic disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot career-making photos.

    There are houses and people swirling around you, some disappearing under the water. Nature is unleashing all of its destructive fury.


    Suddenly you see a man in the water. He is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken down with the debris.

    You move closer.

    Somehow the man looks familiar. You suddenly realize who it is. It's 'Barrack Obama!

    At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
    under forever.


    You can save the life of Barrack Obama or you can shoot a dramatic Pulitzer
    Prize winning photo, documenting the death of one of the world's most
    powerful socialist Muslim man hell bent on the destruction of America .


    "Would you select high contrast color film, or would you go with the
    classic simplicity of black and white?" Or, simply throw him an anchor?

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  6. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!!!


    No...really....I love you.

    Hmm, Hmm, (Clearing my throat). "We're all men here right"? Jokin ya brother. All is good! Hopefully, It'll get much better as time goes on. I completely understand, being progressive this day and age when the majority of the population doesn't agree with a thing you believe in is a difficult situation to be in. Just remember Bro, So they say, The worst President in the history of The United States of America was re-elected by Electoral Vote by the Progressive population. I love you too man! Slay.

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  7. On January 2nd of this year Davy Jones, lead singer for the 60’s pop group "The Monkeys" passed away.The following morning headlines in the Washington Post read LEAD MONKEY DEAD.

    It took the secret service several hours to get Joe Biden to calm down and stop running around the white house yelling,

                                                   “I’m the   President!”




  8. One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife’s arm.

    The wife turns over and says “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.”

    The husband, rejected, turns over.

    A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

    “Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?” :eyebrows:

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