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Slaydadea

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  1. Mrs. Ravioli comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates.'' About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unabl
  2. Shabs. Him and many others brother! ALWAYS,' JUST WAITING TO GET MY A-- KICKED OFF OF DV! MY OPINION AS WELL. Sooner or later. Rather have the chance to say goodbye. About time!
  3. I'm poor as well. At least we have Internet assess.
  4. Wonder what it takes to be a Mexican? I expect benefits and Constitutional rights. Figured into the Military Industrial Complex budget I suppose.
  5. What’s the official definition of being poor in America? Share on printShare on email By Cynthia Boyd | 02/24/12 REUTERS/Jim Young Federal poverty guidelines determine the amount of money that goes to states to help pay for food and housing and other basic needs for the poor. Recently issued federal poverty guidelines establish the 2012 definition of poverty in America. Bottom line, it’s easier this year than last for families to qualify as poor and thus be eligible for state and federal government assistance programs, at least from the stan
  6. Someone negged the post. Got sucked into the Pumper Hype didn't you? It'll all be better. Pretty educational, gotta admit. Most don't have a clue.
  7. PUMPER NEWS!! DON'T BEAT ME UP TOO BAD! SLAY DON'T PUMP! ACTUALLY, I could give a Rat's YOU KNOW WHAT! INFORMATIONAL ONLY. Maybe one day we can all say, "I TOLD YOU SO"! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-qrvL1_JPx4
  8. Search George Carlin "American Dream" on YouTube for the real story. He sums it up pretty well.
  9. A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath." The milkman asked, "Do you want it Pasteurized?" The blonde said, "No, just up to my boobs,
  10. I put this in Off Topics but Iraq is mentioned. Mind that this is all speculative but does make some common sense points. Money, Power and Oil.
  11. I don't think O is running this one either. Any other Presidents reply to "Chunky" would have been, "Come on fatboy, get ya some of this if you wan't it"!
  12. EMPLOYEE NOTICE Due to the current sequester, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment. This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early). Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination). Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).
  13. Print Boomberg - Bloomberg On the evening of March 5, nine agents from the California Department of Justice, wearing bulletproof vests and carrying Glock pistols, assembled outside a ranch-style house in a Los Angeles suburb. They were preparing to confiscate weapons from a gun owner who’d recently lost the right to possess firearms after spending two days in a psychiatric hospital. They knocked on the door and asked to come in. These touchy encounters sometimes end in anger and, occasionally, handcuffs. This time, the agents came out peacefully with three guns. Then it was on to the n
  14. Too Cute! If that dog can really do tricks, those muffins should be re-wrapped when you see them again!
  15. A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services: he said everything checked out diagnostically b
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