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Everything posted by Slaydadea
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Whew!!!!
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How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Did you hear about the two blondes that walked into a building? You think one of them would have noticed it!
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Hootie got it goin on!
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He's got some "Splainin" to do before he walks through the gates.
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Reminds me of a Limbaugh quote. "Mama told me to never saying but good things about dead people", "He's dead. Good!"
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Keyword: "Reported".
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https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&ved=0CDcQkiUwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2FInternational%2Fhugo-chavez-dead-president-venezuela-58-died-cancer%2Fstory%3Fid%3D16198379&ei=SGw2UdLUG4SC8QT8q4GoCQ&usg=AFQjCNHbi53pazsUnyUKGlVD5Fa73agsWA&bvm=bv.43287494,d.eWU
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Yep! That was!
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My problem is that why can someone dictate to a business owner as to what they can provide there customer, Seems to be a lot of that going on these days. Look at what's happening to the firearm and ammo manufactures.
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My bad Shabs. Maybe I can get a Mod to take it downs. Tx man.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kgRQKNfRybk
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Every time I see the GEICO lizard say, O, I HAVE A FLAT TIRE! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!! Just flames my A$$%. Reminds me of Piers Morgan. HMMM!!!
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AK-47 in all it's glory.
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Saving the bomb drops for next budget cycle.
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OK, just one more from me. When I was young my intent was to go to finish medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam. The deciding question was, "Re-arrange the letters "P N E S I" to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect." Those who spelled "SPINE" became doctors. The rest are in Congress!
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It's been awhile since we've had a good joke session and I know there's a lot of talent on DV with some funny ones. Hope participation is good and everyone has a great laugh. I'll start it out. The wife and I where messing around in the garden the other day and I had been drinking a few adult beverages while picking weeds and turning soil. She bent over in front of me and I couldn’t help but to comment. “Baby, You’re butt is getting as big as the barbeque grill”! Just picking fun at her, I went and got a yardstick and measured them both. I replied again, “Yep, just as I thought”, almost the same. She looked at me with a snarl on her face and didn’t say much to me the rest of the day. At bed time I thought I'd try to make up and rub her back in hopes of getting lucky. After all attempts failed, I tenderly asked, “Baby, what's wrong”? She tenderly replied, “You don't expect me to fire up this big ole barbeque grill for one little weenie do you”? I was speechless the rest of the night.
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Great, tell them to bust loose on a rate so we can cash in. There cut is factored in. Nothing to hide. Attention IRS!!!!, If you monitor this site, Please do the right thing. I would love nothing more that to pay your cut. Do it soon before the rate go up!
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Answer: The Republican Caddy has a very comfortable system that controls cool and heat based on a normal 98.6 body temp. The Democrat version, based on budget restraints just blows hot air up your a$$.
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Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now! Hey Shabs, You know the difference between a 2013 Democratic Cadillac and a 2013 Republican Cadillac with climate control seats is?
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Yea man! I'm on it already. Taking this one to the Moose Lodge.
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Can someone please tell me what dinar pole is please so I can see what they cost?
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Ya gotta admit, the author did a pretty good job with it. I'd hate to have his IP address!
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I'm sure he's not liking it. O well...!
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http://www.youtube.com/embed/xEYFFiEnUjQ?feature=player_embedded