Slaydadea

Whew!!!!

How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper. Did you hear about the two blondes that walked into a building? You think one of them would have noticed it!

Hootie got it goin on!

He's got some "Splainin" to do before he walks through the gates.

Reminds me of a Limbaugh quote. "Mama told me to never saying but good things about dead people", "He's dead. Good!"

Keyword: "Reported".

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Yep! That was!

My problem is that why can someone dictate to a business owner as to what they can provide there customer, Seems to be a lot of that going on these days. Look at what's happening to the firearm and ammo manufactures.

My bad Shabs. Maybe I can get a Mod to take it downs. Tx man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kgRQKNfRybk

Every time I see the GEICO lizard say, O, I HAVE A FLAT TIRE! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME!! Just flames my A$$%. Reminds me of Piers Morgan. HMMM!!!

AK-47 in all it's glory.

Saving the bomb drops for next budget cycle.

OK, just one more from me. When I was young my intent was to go to finish medical school, but I was confused by the entrance exam. The deciding question was, "Re-arrange the letters "P N E S I" to spell out an important part of the human body that is more useful when erect." Those who spelled "SPINE" became doctors. The rest are in Congress!

It's been awhile since we've had a good joke session and I know there's a lot of talent on DV with some funny ones. Hope participation is good and everyone has a great laugh. I'll start it out. The wife and I where messing around in the garden the other day and I had been drinking a few adult beverages while picking weeds and turning soil. She bent over in front of me and I couldn’t help but to comment. “Baby, You’re butt is getting as big as the barbeque grill”! Just picking fun at her, I went and got a yardstick and measured them both. I replied again, “Yep, just as I thought”, almost the same. She looked at me with a snarl on her face and didn’t say much to me the rest of the day. At bed time I thought I'd try to make up and rub her back in hopes of getting lucky. After all attempts failed, I tenderly asked, “Baby, what's wrong”? She tenderly replied, “You don't expect me to fire up this big ole barbeque grill for one little weenie do you”? I was speechless the rest of the night.

Great, tell them to bust loose on a rate so we can cash in. There cut is factored in. Nothing to hide. Attention IRS!!!!, If you monitor this site, Please do the right thing. I would love nothing more that to pay your cut. Do it soon before the rate go up!

Answer: The Republican Caddy has a very comfortable system that controls cool and heat based on a normal 98.6 body temp. The Democrat version, based on budget restraints just blows hot air up your a$$.

Awesome funny bigwave. Should be making it's first lap around the world by now! Hey Shabs, You know the difference between a 2013 Democratic Cadillac and a 2013 Republican Cadillac with climate control seats is?

Yea man! I'm on it already. Taking this one to the Moose Lodge.

Can someone please tell me what dinar pole is please so I can see what they cost?

Ya gotta admit, the author did a pretty good job with it. I'd hate to have his IP address!

I'm sure he's not liking it. O well...!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/xEYFFiEnUjQ?feature=player_embedded