[RV June 30th]

Well I'm not Okie, but here goes

 

. . . [ clears throat ] Hello all you knuckleheads and nit wits, family [ most of you the illegitimate sprogges of my overactive loins ] saps at sea and any other fool out there that wouldn't draw his or her next breath without hearing from my magnanamous personage. [ . . . bunch o' dolts, I say a bunch o' dolts ].

 

I'm calling, Callin', that's right Callin' the 1st of Jooooly, 2013 the day of the long awaited, much anticipated RV !!!!!!!! We shall all be bedeviled . . . I mean delivered form the bonds and the chains the Unholy Global Cabal has clasped so heavily upon our persons ! [ here it comes, wait for it ].

 

The Intel I have in my possession is so secret I dare not divulge any of it. If I did my deeply imbedded mole [ deeper than a hemoroid ] would suffer arrest, imprisionment, almost certainly torture and possibly even death; YES, dear friends, DEATH.

 

So y'all understand my deep convictions when it comes to retaining the [bullshot], secrecy of the identity of my sister who is also my cousin, retired seaman and clog dancing instructor at the Maliki Dance Studio & Storm Door Company, living quietly in a suburb of Bagdad at 69 King Darius Lane, Hamarabi District, b34 w 57 -65. So you see the Identity of my mole is to, well, remain secret . . .nuff said !

 

All I can truly say is that we SHALL BE BLESSED AND DELIVERED TO THE PROMISED LAND DEAR BELIEVERS I SAY UNTO YOU.

God Bless, bye Okie 

Better watch it, they will start calling you an Okie impersonator and telling everyone that your impersonation is the reason it didn't RV when they said it would. By the way I loved it!

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[now that we have chpt 7 and no rv / calling all gurus.]

As if anyone would know if any piece of information given was 100% true anyway. Are you trying to tell us that you would know if someone finally had it right? Really?!?

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[IQD exchange rate soars against USD]

Is the newbie a plumber?

[TerryK sources has a rate 1 IQD to 21.86 to 1 USD.]

You do know that  TERRYK is a made up person by one guru who rights under different names. And they just recycle information. You've been on this site longer than I have. I would think you would be aware of this buy now.  

I'll "buy" that. :-)

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[* * Opened a Wells Fargo account yesterday * *]

+'d ya Maggie, not sure what the neg fest was about, but my plus didn't seem to help. I guess every bit helps though.

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[Does anybody really know???????]

Gee if I had patients I would be a doctor and not need this frustration but I do have patience and hope!

LOL!

I was wondering if anyone would mention that error.

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Thanks

Now that's funny!

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[Adams Wed chat 6-12-2013]

Since both my posts here have claimed that I was responding to someone who kept me laughing in the past, I now wonder: Could this be simply because I feel like laughing anyway with all this great news we are hearing.

To add to it, yesterday, I got the news! I will complete a couple small things to put this cancer behind me, but I won't go back to M. D. Anderson (in Houston) unless something new turns up someday in the future. For now, however, except for those two small local things I will do, this cancer is OVER!! I am putting it in the past. It grows so slowly that it is "not likely to contribute to my demise," as the Chief oncologist at KU Med Center told me, and that is good enough for me. It sure seems like a huge weight has been lifted from me. And now--I am sooooo ready for the dinar to break out of its long-term slump and amount to something. haha Adam may be right, probably is, but I am still going with $1-1 dinar.

Francis, I had wondered where you were. I haven't seen your posts for a while. I'm soooo glad to hear that you have beaten that C bugger. I know you probably haven't seen me at all but I've been around for a long time and read everyone's posts and laugh with you all.

Anyway great to see you!

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[Okie Has Been Hit By A Tornado !]

UNEEK, I think maybe you jumped on them a bit much. Most of them started their conversations stating that they hoped the best to all in these storms. I'm not sure why you got so upset, I didn't see them getting out of hand this time. The reaction that any post with Okies name in it usually goes to humor and this was/is no exception.

I'm sorry you took this so badly,

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[Eagle1 Update]

Thank you UNEEK! I'm glad you and others post, on the other hand, I'm sorry that you have to put up with the crap that people feel is necessary to give you for posting. If there were no posts at all would that make them happy? Probably not, because they wouldn't have anything to lash out at.

UNEEK keep up the good work and keep posting. Ignore the people that seem determined to tear others down.

Thanks for all you do,

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[Eagle1 "Hour By Hour Basis Now"]

Great to see you posting again UNEEK!!! We missed ya!

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[Guru JohnM flying to London to cash out. RV blocked in USA.]

All the hype and no rate, the SOB. :-)

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[SteveI - "Follow The Money" !]

Thanks Thug, a lot of information. I am however keeping in mind that it was from SteveI.

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[UN-Kuwait-Iraq C7 talks now under way.]

Why didnt we just invest in McDonalds?

Hey their stock is way up.

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[Proceed with caution.]

Okie used the "I got hacked" excuse too. Now that was funny.

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[HOT...Talibani speach tomorrow around 8 AM EST. RV?]

Geeze, and you guys keep copying it over and over. Ewwwwww. You guys are on a roll tonight, no pun intended. :-)

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[LAST NIGHT THOUSANDS OF PLANES LANDED ON THE LEFT COAST]

What if I'm in Canada looking down to the States? Is California Left or Right? :-)

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[RV showing up in Asia, Europe and Africa. OH MY!]

Oops, sorry guys, I couldn't resist and called.

 

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LOL, I love it!

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[RV showing up in Asia, Europe and Africa. OH MY!]

OK, bring it on!

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[Rumour of Currency Reset by IMF]

I have tickets to the Fleetwood Mac concert later this month, the tickets were a Christmas gift. My favorite band along with Journey and The Eagles.

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[Well if that isnt the pot calling the kettle black !I dont know what is!]

Okie, Okie, Okie. What more can I say?

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[The Possum is alive and well..]

Oh Possum, you are soooo back and you've outdone yourself!! I guess I can go buy that dream house then. Woo Hoo!!

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[DOOZY FOUND ON FB]

WHAT????? seven white knights???? Are these the knights who say NI????what is this Monte Python still searching for the Holy Grail???

I think they got confused and it's the Black Knight in the forest, he is a bit short handed though. Get it. Well you have to have at least watched the movie. One of the funniest movies ever.

 

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[OCrush - They Finally Agreed To The Oil And Gas Law !]

Let Us Know How That Turns Out .......

Oh Thug, another picture that I won't be getting out of my mind soon, put this one and the guy diving thru tubes together and you have a nightmare

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[OCrush - They Finally Agreed To The Oil And Gas Law !]

So the Thursday "prediction" by evey guru on the planet said:  "this is our week!  "Today" is our day!!  Definately by this weekend!"

 

Now its Friday............

 

Is this national "back pedal" day?  Is it off now?

 

Will you all start again NEXT Thursday?

 

Yep! Nothing changes, every Thursday! Mark your calendar and read or don't whatever your stomach can take. Have a sense of humor and laugh a lot, or don't bother with the Rumor Section. That is my best advise,

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[BondLady - They're Dropping The Zeros And Increasing The Values !]

Oh Thug, as much as I love you, I am never going to be able to get that out of my mind!

I Did !

 

Would U Like To See My Vacation Photos Where I Was Practicing On How To Delete The Zeros ?

 

 

 

       

I'm a French Model ..........deleting the zeros is an-lol. How come all the LOPsters are such experts on economics,currencies, & trades but invested in dinar?-lol

Good call Caz!

 

Cool that you are a French Model though!

 

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