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moose 57

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  1. To me, this is an investment. It has nothing to do with my character, God, or whatever you want it to be.
  2. That my dream came true! Or upon a falling star.
  3. A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ok, you'll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn't find it." The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis. They work great but they don't come cheap. It's roughly $1000 an inch." The man perks up. "So," the doctor says, "You must decide how many inches you want. But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife. If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It's important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision." The man agrees to talk it over with his wife. The doctor comes back the next day, "So, have you spoken with your wife?" "Yes I have," says the man. "And has she helped you make a decision?" "Yes" says the man. "What is your decision?" asks the doctor. "We're getting granite counter tops." Pain & Suffering is inevitable but Misery is optional
  4. Proud to be a Minnesota Hillbilly! KMA!!!
  5. The "American Hunter" (you & me) are the Worlds biggest army! Google -"American hunter largest army"- Check it out. If you are worried about "Your " gun rights-(2nd Amendment), join a group such as the NRA, Guns & Patriots, etc... Remember, your opinion does count. Voice it !!!
  6. It's about time we let someone help "US" out!!!!!!
  7. I have a permit to carry. (MN) 2nd amendment ! Just 1 can of Wasp or Hornet spray will shoot out to 20ft or more. If someone can't pull the "trigger"' they can push that spray button. It will work, won't kill, but will stop them!!! (go for the eyes)!
  8. What is my clipboard, & how do I use it?
  9. That is your fault that you were even there! Sorry, You or anyone else that go over to other sites, bring your sorrows over to D.V. & expect to be felt sorry for. For what, you want me to pat you on the back? No Way!!!
  10. Casualties of War. Too bad it happens, but it does. always faithful!
  11. Technical issues would be my guess. The Internet is not perfect. relax everyone
  12. Dinar in Gun safe, 2500 F-proof. 3 people know, (my kids). Doing nothing till it is done!!! Sorry, there is a fourth. The person that told me about this investment!
  13. A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?' Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh ... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.' Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem. The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?' The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend' The minister fainted
  14. The best team to never win the Super Bowl, MN Vikings. Some day,some day ,hopefully, some day!!! Go VIKINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
  15. Hopefully no news , is good news!!
  16. Lighten up a little. Not everyone posts where they should. As far as spelling, no one is perfect. It's not that diffucult to figure out the meaning of the post.
  17. With your "Rhino" skin & my "Rhino" fishing pole, you lead the way & I will "hook" that rate, reel it in & we'll get er done!!! ( if only it were that easy)
  18. Good luck on the operation! Try using one hand (for typing), that's what I do! Be well!!!
  19. I should have stated the title as "American Soldiers having fun". ( can it be changed?) yes I'll do that moose57 thanks for sharing Thank-you pleasantvalleySunday!
  20. http://www.tvkim.com/watch/926/kims-picks-soldiers-have-fun-lip-syncing?utm_medium=nl&utm_source=notd&utm_content=2011-04-26-article&utm_campaign=end-h
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