[Ramadan 2024]

Hey Iraq, I got your Full Moon right here !!!! Slackers!!!

[Iraqi Customs begins implementing the automation system "ASYCUDA" in the port of Umm Qasr]

2 hours ago, BETTYBOOP said:

Are they actually using the system or are they still talking about it , even although it is in place. With these clowns you never know

According to the top article they began using the system last Sunday. Having said that, perhaps their definition of "Start using" may be vastly different to our understanding. 

These people confuse & confound even themselves.

[Iraqi Customs begins implementing the automation system "ASYCUDA" in the port of Umm Qasr]

7 minutes ago, bkeiller said:

Iraq figuring out that controlling borders with functioning systems are key to their success and prosperity.

 

Huh, fancy that! 

Too right: maybe we should try that here? Naw, everything's just fine & dandy in the USA. 

[Amid demands to reduce their salaries... Parliamentary extravagance burdens Iraq's budget]

2 hours ago, haymon said:

Trying to stop tr gravy train....

 

    

[The President of the Republic: Iraq wants to establish good relations with America - 3/07/2024]

1 hour ago, steveh12 said:

RV/RI the dinar already!! 😁

Always about intent, little substance or action. 

[Integrity: We will reveal big names accused of corruption soon]

Theft of the Century huh: good to have goals.

What else can you say about these people when it's all been said for the last 20 years by virtually every DV member!!!!!

[Al-Maliki confirms Iraq's keenness to activate the strategic framework agreement after the end of the international coalition's role - 3/06/2024]

3 hours ago, steveh12 said:

Why is he still above ground??

I thought Marlarki would be 6 feet under by now! 🙄

5 minutes after Ole Tater meets with an unforeseen assident causing his untimely demise, every last file on literally everybody he has the goods on will be released and let the Civil War commence 

[Three government banks and the Retirement Authority announce the postponement of payment of monthly advance installments]

5 hours ago, Artitech said:

Well ramadam starts in 3 days and runs through April 9 2024. I didn’t know ramadam was coming this early. Looks like our window of opportunity closing on the 10th of March! That puts the end of the 1st quarter right in the middle of ramadam!!! Looking likely that any chance of an RV/RI in 2024 is going to be dead and gone!!! I really hope I’m wrong but these POS don’t do anything during ramadam! What a damn shame! Well looks like I will be celebrating ramadam with a big ole smoked ham and a BLT sandwich for lunch!! Eat more bacon!! Happy ramadam folks! 🤠

Yep, sure enough. Hold onto your Dinars they're worth more than $$$, said Sudani early '23. 

He just said hold'em, never did give a year as to when they'd be worth more than $$$$$.

Such despicable people. Eat more Pig 🐷 everyone 

[What are the real reasons behind the government's delay in sending the 2024 budget schedules?]

On 3/5/2024 at 4:11 PM, Longtimelurker said:

March 19th is the day we invaded Iraq, that could be a potential date

Coincidentally that's the day of my finalizing my divorce from my 1st wife( what a harpy).

Obviously not the same year but who cares it's the day!!! 

Another party coming up.

 

[It will be influential.” Iraq completes its preparations to join the World Trade Organization]

3 hours ago, Half Crazy Runner said:

There’s a hobby I could get into! 

May I suggest Hornady has a first rate ammo reloading kit for all your ammo needs. Buy brass,powder etc. Cheaper in the long run

[During 2023.. 7 Iraqi banks break the barrier of 1 trillion dinars in the amount of their deposits]

Well my sources in Burkino Faso has his sources which he will Not disclose are under exclusive proprietary agreements to provide honest analysis regarding this highly risky & dubious investment venture.

Should they break said agreement are then left with their butts hanging out in the wind AND subject to arrest, fine, imprisonment at a hard labor internment camp pounding little rocks out of big rocks at an undisclosed location: for life !!!... 😅 Phew).

Furthermore the global networks Main Office in Burkino Faso Refers here to all employees as he/his/her/them/they & it, conducted a thorough & exhausting investigation to thousands of "alleged irrefutable sources" ...confirmed that any sources not affiliated within the Burkino Faso global network are full of 💩 POOOOO 

[Three government banks and the Retirement Authority announce the postponement of payment of monthly advance installments]

2 hours ago, screwball said:

And over ramandan….that’s a bit harsh 

These are harsh people, besides which the folks pulling the magic carpet out from underneath these poor souls don't care. 

They're fat & happy with loads of $$$$$. 

[Official: The issue of Iraq’s accession to the World Trade Organization is coming soon - 3/05/2024]

11 minutes ago, Half Crazy Runner said:

That’s what my dad said about being in the army! 😆

Gave my daughters the hurry up wait growing up. They'd squint their eyes at me: wouldn't say anything, just squint hard and stare.

Damned hilarious 

[Official: The issue of Iraq’s accession to the World Trade Organization is coming soon - 3/05/2024]

33 minutes ago, Longtimelurker said:

Sorry bout that Soldier, I'll check myself before I wreck myself lol

Thank goodness I got to U in time.😄

If we can't find humor in this House of horrors we're Doooooomed...lol

[Official: The issue of Iraq’s accession to the World Trade Organization is coming soon - 3/05/2024]

29 minutes ago, steveh12 said:

Hurry up and wait! 

[Official: The issue of Iraq’s accession to the World Trade Organization is coming soon - 3/05/2024]

29 minutes ago, Longtimelurker said:

What would be the point in joining wto if you can't trade? 

Hang on now: whaddya mean injecting logic, reason & common sense into this. Step back mister, you'd better have a long talk with yourself and come to your "senses".

There's a fine line between sanity & madness and your on that cliff edge. 20 years riding this rodeo leads to psychological whiplash & possibly brain damage.

Initial signs are random blackouts and uncontrollable fits of hysterical laughter or flatulence.

It's too late for me but you can save yourself!!!😆 

 

[Official: The issue of Iraq’s accession to the World Trade Organization is coming soon - 3/05/2024]

4 minutes ago, JonnyV said:

 

Not doubting you but is that accurate?   They need to have a true international tradable currency to be in the WTO?  

Next year...now does that mean next as in THIS year or next as in NEXT YEAR .. enquiring minds DEMAND an answer. Good luck getting that reply.

As we say in the Cavalry - prepare to standby  😆 

[What are the real reasons behind the government's delay in sending the 2024 budget schedules?]

22 March is my birthing day. As I recall I was mighty chilly that morning owing to not wearing any clothes: how embarrassing huh.

[What are the real reasons behind the government's delay in sending the 2024 budget schedules?]

I'm going with it's what criminals does.

[Al-Muslimawy: There is a policy to reduce the dollar exchange rate and control it in Iraqi markets]

19 minutes ago, Longtimelurker said:

loft·y

[ˈlôfdē, ˈläfdē]

adjective

of imposing height:

"the elegant square was shaded by lofty palms"

similar:

tall

high

giant

towering

 

of a noble or exalted nature:

"an extraordinary mixture of harsh reality and lofty ideals"

similar:

noble

exalted

high

 

proud, aloof, or self-important:

"lofty intellectual disdain"

similar:

haughty

proud

aloof

 

 

 

I like "lofty"!!!!

The one description (s) I can connect to Iraq-haughty, aloof & (false) pride. One or 2 others might suggest themselves, I think we're worlds apart on any similarity on meaning. 

Wait & see as always 

[Al-Muslimawy: There is a policy to reduce the dollar exchange rate and control it in Iraqi markets]

18 minutes ago, rvmydinar said:

Just wonder , what does " Lofty economic value " mean, according to iraq definition? Since this article isn't written by the cbi , then just take this as an entertainment purpose only.

Does "lofty" mean much when as they report they'll be taking Zeros off the currency rather than the exchange rate making a 25K note worth 25 IQD ???

To be believed or just smoke ???

[Official: The issue of Iraq’s accession to the World Trade Organization is coming soon - 3/05/2024]

Uh oh...

[Al-Muslimawy: There is a policy to reduce the dollar exchange rate and control it in Iraqi markets]

This is EPIC ridiculousness !!!

They never tire of this broken record narrative. Bless us for our intentions because our actions in follow through are downright pathetic.

Survive to 2025. With Ramadan beginning 10 March thru 9 April: clocks ticking. They're not launching the IQD during that timeframe. So long 1st Quarter, better luck next year. Prove me wrong Iraq, please prove me wrong.

[Integrity: We will reveal big names accused of corruption soon]

Golly I'm on the edge of my seat seeing this fabulous article for at least the 100th time in the last 15 years.

The real criminals are never collared. Habib (known to be an assassin) the Falafel 🧆 street vendor, better known to the Underworld as Mustafa the Weasel was nabbed a few years back and didn't spill any beans whatsoever.

Regrettably he mysteriously died in an unfortunate acupuncture mishap when an icepick was found protruding from his neck. The acupuncturist whereabouts oddly remains a mystery.

 

 

[UN's FAO warns of a rise in global food prices due to the Houthis - 3/04/2024]

Manufactured crisis...not difficult to see how the Global Shyte Show can be fixed...the elitist want things FUBAR & SNAFU. WELCOME to the Brave New World...please read the book everyone.