[Parliamentary Finance: The federal budget is in the corridors of the Council of Ministers, and there is no specific date for sending it - 3/17/2024]

Political theatre at its finest. No sense of urgency never has been. They're brilliant at putting on appearances, stating serious intent and so on. 

It's a great big criminal elites Club with their own agenda. Haven't taken these clods seriously for a very long time.

Boy do they talk a great game.

[CBI DOWN]

You'd think after all these years they'd have redirected to a different outlet with less foot traffic so these idiots wouldn't trip over the cord pulling the plug outta the socket Who's using the Company Brain Cell is anyone's guess.

[Iraqi PM checks progress at Rixos, Movenpick hotel projects in Baghdad]

1st thing the PM asks: how's the construction coming on my Penthouse, swimming pool, tennis court, shuffleboard & my man cave with full bar taking shape ???

What!?!? That's what I'd be asking. We're in Iraq, full of perks for the politically privileged.

 

 

[Parliamentary Finance: We look forward to coordinating with the Central Bank to increase the value of the dinar]

 R

3 hours ago, wealthhound said:

I remain very blessed that I have purchased what I have post RV I believe it will be very valuable!☘️☘️

I'm noticing the ☘️🍀☘️...please say you bought a Guinness Brewery franchise 

[Parliamentary Finance: We look forward to coordinating with the Central Bank to increase the value of the dinar]

Let's face it gang, we're all in a Twilight Zone time loop. Somehow we've slipped through the fragile membrane connection time & space 🌌...the illusion has been shattered & the integrity of time itself has been altered forever. There's no escaping this. 

Abandon all hope. 

We're stuck. Our existence within this realm, tenuous at best barely connects to the other dimensions...drink pure grain alcohol to maintain your precious bodily fluids. Don't forget to wear your Chaps & Spurs.

You have just entered the Forever Rodeo Zone 

[Al-Kadhimi: We are waiting for the Council of Ministers to vote on the 2024 budget schedules and send them in the coming days]

3 hours ago, bkeiller said:

Another Ground hog Day for the dinar ... and another week of progress.

 

Who said nation building was as quick as destroying one!? 

 

The paradoxes of investing in the dinar!

Another 4 letter word in this investment... when will it end ? 

Oh the horror, the horror 

[Al-Kadhimi: We are waiting for the Council of Ministers to vote on the 2024 budget schedules and send them in the coming days]

All by design, delay, postpone, the sky is falling, indecisive behavior, crisis, boorish excuses: utter nonsense for 20 years 

They'd have us think all that they're going through is terribly difficult and it takes time. Inept and clumsy? Are they really. These are pro-Iranian meat Puppet criminal politicians doing their master's bidding. 

I don't believe anything from a corrupt Iraqi news media anymore than I do our own. All I want to see is the IQD globally recognized at a respectable rate so we can leave this Epic Shyte Show in our rear view mirror... FOREVER!

[The Central Bank announces an understanding with the US Treasury to reconsider sanctions and indicates “illegal trade”]

These fools never cease to disappoint. Beyond a tragedy. Looks like they've doubled down on useless, feckless & pathetic.

Bad enough living under this runaway train of a totalitarian government. Living in Iraq must be a nightmare.

[Al-Sudani meets with the Minister of Finance and the Governor of the Central Bank and takes 3 decisions]

You FOOL!!!! YOU FORGOT ALL ABOUT THE NESPRESSO MACHINE. 

Do we have to think of everything!!! What are ya good for, I mean really!!!

 

I need to calm down, huh. He'll figure it out tomorrow morning at coffee.

 

I know some of U are concerned, don't be. The anti-psychotic meds eventually kick in 

[News]

2 hours ago, bkeiller said:

Iraq's socialist and corrupt bureaucracy in a nutshell:

 

Vote on setting up a committee to form a committee to look at the committee  investigating the status quo and report back to the committee investigating the status quo.

 

😆😆😆

 

Ouch...you're right but that gave me brain ache 

[Salah al-Din Criminal Court: severe imprisonment against a convict for deliberately damaged state funds]

Criminals punishing criminals... probably got the spanking for getting caught 

[More than 700 thousand tons.. Iraq ranks sixth among the Arab countries that produce tomatoes - 3/14/2024]

Looks like they're trying to horn in on the great tomato food fight in Bun'ol in Spain ( Near Valencia). What a great time that was.

They'd better be careful, Spain & their traditions are not to be triffled with.

[HOT: The Ministry of Finance is discussing with the Central Bank ways to increase the value of the Iraqi dinar - 3/14/2024]

Uh oh, amending a law. 15 years from now and we'll be getting close. 

This is 20 years of pent up frustration coming out as dripping sarcasm. It's only going to get worse the more these fools drag this out.

[Parliamentary Finance: We look forward to coordinating with the Central Bank to increase the value of the dinar]

In what year is this to take place?? Alright stop it...it's a joke. No need for some here to get their undies bunched up.

[The Sudanese advisor reveals the reasons for the delay in releasing budget allocations]

The Iraqi people continue to be lied to, ripped off & buried in poverty: the criminals that fleece the country be living Large.

[CBI Daily Auction & Currency Exchange Rates - Tuesday - 3/12/2024]

3 hours ago, stanleypower said:

Ramadan isn't stopping the auctions

Funny that, huh

[Integrity: Economic relations will force countries to cooperate with Iraq to recover money]

Iraq begins strong arm tactics with toilet paper currency. Countries don't have to do anything that don't want to do.

Iraq showed us all that: now they think they can force an issue like this. 

Iraq needs these countries, not the other way 'round.

The arrogance of these fools.

 

[What is the importance of introducing a comprehensive banking system in ports?]

This sounds like a Jeopardy question with "What Is" ...

[Advisor to the Association of Banks: The Central Bank is following a consistent approach to achieving banking reform]

20 years of trotting out all the familiar verbal Deja' Vu diarrhea. These idiots could drag this out another 20 years and still come back with "soon & Just around the corner" 

 

Oh, and we have a crisis and need to borrow Billions of $$$$$.

 

[What is the importance of introducing a comprehensive banking system in ports?]

I'm sure when they discover that answer they'll let us know. Still vague owing to the fact that criminals be in charge and stuff. 

No doubt they're figuring out ways to get around all this: cuz doing things illegally is just so much more fun.

[Iraq’s ruling coalition may call for early elections]

7 minutes ago, BETTYBOOP said:

Sudanese is becoming too popular for the malakis of Iraq. They expected him to do their bidding......

They could possibly take him out...and I don't mean for dinner. 

[The Sudanese advisor reveals the reasons for the delay in releasing budget allocations]

And most lengthy excuse for foot dragging & sandbagging Award goes to ...!!! They win this award annually.

( Muppets=Meat Puppets).

[Iraq’s ruling coalition may call for early elections]

9 hours ago, rvmydinar said:

Yikes....what is that stuff??

He used potatoes...it's all I can recall. 

[Al-Sudani intends to visit Washington to lift the ban on banks prohibited from dealing in dollars]

Upon meeting Sudani, Joe's first question will be " So where's my ice cream? You're from Baskin & Robbins right ?

 

 

[Iraq: Staff Concluding Statement of the 2024 IMF Article IV Mission]

9 hours ago, 3n1 said:

 

i will be , gonna start taking what joe biden does to get all jacked up showing vigor and a youthful vitality minus the yelling , he has found the fountain of youth somehow .........cheers rvmydinar

Adderall with a Mega B-12, magic mushrooms 💉