mrparrot

Border Security: Land mines and sniper towers...

So it will be sent soon, right...?

Let's give Lusqueegee his own forum. We can call it...? The Dung Heap. The Landfill. The Latrine. Where Hope Goes To Die.

It wasn't me. If I was going to mess things up, the whole 'Net would be down. If you're gonna mess up, mess up REAL GOOD...

I'm confused. I tracked a package for someone in a thread yesterday, and when I went back today to see if they got the package, I get a message that I'm not allowed to view the thread unless I upgrade to VIP. What happened???

Penguins. I like to know what the relatives are up to...

***Goes to Home Depot and buys a big bucket of wallpaper paste*** Looks like I'll be using my Dinar for wallpaper in the bathroom SOON...

So Daash is buying smart cards? Kinda reminds me of large corporations buying carbon offset credits...

Different day, different steaming pile, same smell...

You might want to. Just had a huge bowl of extra spicy chili for breakfast...

I was actually starting to feel a wee bit of optimism. Then I saw that word again. Oh well, hopefully, in the coming days, we'll find out how that meeting goes... Mark Ur Calenders For The Month Of 'Soon' ... Kurdish lawmaker: two delegations will visit Baghdad soon to discuss the region's share of the budget and the oil agreement.

What would be better? Perot / Trump, or Trump / Perot...?

I read this far ---> Started by Luigi1, Today, 03:02 PM and then realized that that was all I needed to know before going to the next post. But did I listen to my inner voice? No. I kept reading, and then got this far ---> Blackjack7 -a friend of mine just called and told me his IMF contact said that the green light has been given so this gives confirmation to what Tony said and then realized that I should have listened to my inner voice. Lesson learned...

THE RV IS COMING! THE RV IS COMING!! THE RV IS COMING!!! http://detroit.cbslocal.com/2015/06/01/look-up-full-strawberry-moon-to-shine-in-tuesdays-night-sky/ Hey, it's no crazier than some of the other "signs" that guru's have used over the years...

Great... Since I'm human and could possible engage in sex at some time, I must be on a government list for sexual deviants...

Has anyone seen the previews for a movie set for release on May 29th? Things that make you go "hmmmmm"....

***does his best Ricardo Montalban impression*** Welcome, everyone, to California Island...

[X] Abadi is waiting for Possum to send him an invite to the "After RV" party...

It's gonna be $25.00. Drop the three zero's and go 1:1... Wait! Huh? Who said that?!?!?!?!?! ***continues to wring out the Lopster Pot steam from his wings*** That stuff leaves a nasty residue...

***flies in a circle over the Lopster Pot, riding the updrafts from the steam*** It looks to me like we're in for an even longer wait, and then they will drop the zeros from the bills, and make it a 1:1. ***feels his feathers getting wet from the steam*** Feathers...getting heavy... Hard to...maintain...elevation... MAYDAY!!! MAYDAY!!!

I thought the seven sources of joy were, in no particular order: Sex. Billiards. Fishing. Beer. Bacon. Cheese. Chocolate.

Ah yes...swords. There can be only one...

Nothing ever gets accomplished by sitting in a formal room, on uncomfortable chairs, with the media taking pictures. When I'm elected Pres, I'm going to have a bowling alley, a pool hall, and a pub, installed in the W.H. And no press people allowed. What's that? The people demand transparency? Not a problem. I'll have webcams set up over the pool tables, the dart boards, and the lanes in the bowling alley. All streaming live. No audio. Just video...

I did an exchange already today. Didn't realize that sizing is different between mens and womens underwear...

Fresh Caught Crappie...? I thought that was the name of the new section that was being created just for Luigi's posts that he drags over here...