mrparrot

I am NOT a Guru. I find that accusation slanderous. Don't make me fly over your head and drop a wet one...

I'm so tired of the "United States of America" We haven't been united in a very long time. Here's an idea. Let's be like Europe. Every states is its own entity. We can call this new country The Independent States of America. The "Federal Government" is responsible for only the National Military, Interstate freeways, and printing of money. Each state can have it's own "in house" military. Each state is responsible for its own roads. Each state dictates its own fiscal policies. Each states controls its own destiny. Who's with me...?

Any job, that any idiot can do, with minimum instruction and training, is probably not a job designed to support a family. You either need to do what it takes to move up in the company, or quit complaining. Oh, and here's another thought that I KNOW will ruffle probably more than a few feathers... QUIT SPITTIN' OUT KIDS LIKE A PEZ DISPENSER, AND YOU JUST MIGHT HAVE THE TIME TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL SO YOU WON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT SUPPORTING YOURSELF AND YOUR KIDS... I don't care what race you are. That bit about spittin' out kids applies to EVERYONE.

The US government has been bankrupt for DECADES. Financially, morally, and ethically...

Here's three 25,000 IQD's. Yeah, I know it's worth less than three squares of Blue Lable TP, but it beats using your sock...

If you ever see me in the grocery store, don't follow me. You can walk with me, but don't follow me. I like to enter an aisle, walk half way down, wait for someone to enter, let a really nasty one fly, and start to head out of the aisle, while watching behind me. The reactions of people when they walk into that huge lingering cloud of nastiness is priceless. Some start waving their arms like they just walked into a spider web. Others try fanning the air with the largest, flatest item in their cart. Other just turn around a flee...

I use red felt pen on my screen...

***raises his wing*** "Yes, you in the back row, wearing the green suit.". "I have a question. If this program falls flat, and fails, and is cancelled, will that automatically undo all the tax increases that were part of it, or will they need to be undone individually, by some other group of incompetent nincompoops in the government?". "Oh my, look at the time. It seems that we're out of time for this Q&A session. Thank you for attending, and don't forget to tip your waitresses...".

I don't even bother reading the Lusqueegie posts. I just open the thread, click on the neg, and close the tab...

Seriously? Did he really say "soon"...?

It's highrowglifficks...

Some people read tea leaves. Some read chicken bones. I think Lusqueegie reads what falls from his bowels...

No, I'd rather treat it like what it is... ***grabs a shovel and a pressure washer***

So on day 16, the manure shovelers will be screaming that the new rate and the date will be revealed in the 2016 budget. This show is becoming as predictable as watching what happens when you place a cake in front of a fat kid...

Yes, definitely encrusted, like the manure that is encrusted around his lips...

A good laugh? Seriously? Lusqueegie seems to actually believe the manure that falls from his lips. With Possum, he's pure parody. Possum is our good laugh because we know his goal is our entertainment. But Lusqueegie? No...he's just delusional...

No, a fatwone is what you roll and share with friends...

So did the bank open on October 1st...?

Just give Lusqueegie his own forum. I'm runnin' out of Febreez, trying to kill the smell of his posts as they waft through my computer screen...

Maybe if David Lee Roth and Van Halen could whip out a song called Iraq, maybe Iraq could be #2 next year...

OK, so maybe flew a little too close to the lopster pot. Maybe I can plead temporary insanity. Does the opening of a new bank really point to an RV? Or an RI? Or an R-whatever? Seems like it's just another event that the guru group has latched onto in an attempt to make things sound better than they really are...

Smells like Luisqueegie dropped a big one in here...

Dear Lord, Please add another few cups of disinfectant to the gene pool...

I'm thinking this would be a wonderful chance for a collaboration with Tom Clancy, Clive Cussler, and Dan Brown.

Where can I apply for THAT job...?