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    Fat Lady is catching an Uber back to the MET. She is taking her sweet time.
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    Fat Lady has lost her voice....today’s performance is delayed until ADAM, her Manager, boots her arse back on stage.
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    Only wish they stop unplugging “The Fat Lady’s” mic just as she’s about to belt out her first few notes!
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    The Fat Lady has possibly returned for her final sound check.
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    Address Poverty....they can’t even tie their freaking shoes.
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    Oh hell...Mick Jagger has just joined the Fat Lady on stage & she’s feeling a little giddy & wondering if he’ll be her “Beast of Burden.” Duet maybe?
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    The Fat Lady has managed the stairs leading to the stage, and now is attempting to commandeer a microphone from the back-stage crew who are in the mist of breaking for lunch.
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    The Fat Lady tripped, and rolled her ankle on the stairs leading up onto the stage. Houston...we have a serious problem.
  10. Retiredofficer
    12 years now....Fat Lady has recovered from her fall in dressing room. Walking with a slight limp slowly toward the stage.
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    The “The Fat Lady” has slipped, and fell to the floor of her dressing room & her arse is blocking the door delaying her mounting the stage. A comedian troop has taken her time slot. Ugh!
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    That is progress with a purpose! Fat Lady is entering the building, and making her way to her dressing room.
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    Once again, I must put off my dream of new, out of the box, Titleist ProV1’s for life, and start looking for reconditioned or slightly used ones for 2018 season 😖😖
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    Will someone in Iraq just throw me a bone.....I’ve been sitting in the heal position since 2007
  15. Retiredofficer
    Thinking....that the hundreds of American Corporations that have given out bonuses since the passage of the new corporate tax rate might have had some insider information that it was a done deal. Could these shoppers know something we don’t.
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    Just thinking about a life-time supply of golf balls. I’d take .30 cents for starters.
  17. Retiredofficer
    .10 cents buys me roughly a 10 year supply of Titleist ProV1’s. I am thinking I want a lifetime supply. 😎
  18. Retiredofficer
    My lifetime supply of Titliest ProV1 golfballs is creeping closer to fruition!
  19. Retiredofficer
    I will buy a Waffle House francise & let y’all eat for free...two visits per person🥓🍳🥞☕️
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    Here we go again with “my ...... just called USAA.” Ugh!
  21. Retiredofficer
    I just want a new pair of 👠 shoes for my Dawlin and an unlimited amount of Titliest Pro V1 golf balls. Maybe some 12 year old scotch too.
  22. Retiredofficer
    6 words..."Trust Adam...wait for his e-mail!"
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    Someone please just buy the guy a one-way bus ticket to Tehran! Better yet..North Korea. Just in case the opportunity presents itself to kill two birds with one stone.
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    When I have a lifetime supply of Titilest ProV 1s
  25. Retiredofficer
    Thinking you could deduct one wheel barrel if you happen to be in the green zone & JonesIng for a Coke
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