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  1. Retiredofficer
    Fat Lady pulled off plane in New York headed for Russia. She is briefed on CBI’s progress, and asked to reconsider her singing career. She ain’t happy...but she gets in the cab bound for the MET.
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    Their currency is worth as much as my Kodak stock.
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    The "Fat Lady" ain't singing for anyone, anywhere, anytime soon. Hell...I suggest that she look into a more predictable career path. The Iraq bureaucracy is going to keep her off the stage for as long as they can.
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    15 years for me in this junk bond deal...thank the lord my wife bought me a duel kegerator for our anniversary. Another year or two won’t be so painful.
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    An Iraqi finance minister asks a peer, can you keep a secret? His peer says....hold that thought , I need to confer with my Iranian counterpart.
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    Mattress or ATM? Ugh!
  7. Retiredofficer
    Oh Boy....I might reopen negotiations with the Fat Lady....she might need to ready herself to retake the stage.
  8. Retiredofficer
    Unlike the weather in Charleston, SC...wait ten minutes and it will change, the RV situation is wait 14 years & the sh@$ hasn’t changed. They are FUBAR
  9. Retiredofficer
    The Fat Lady has left town in hunt of a better gig. Waiting for the HCL and witnessing Iran’s insurrection via money laundering has left her no choice but to hitch a ride with the Oscar Mayer Weiner Mobile
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    The FAT LADY still has a firm grip on the mic but has switched her attention to dinner & the Chick-fil-A sandwich in her left hand....and the wait continues.
  11. Retiredofficer
    The FAT LADY is holding the mic in one hand and a Big Mac in the other....wait for it!
  12. Retiredofficer
    I just want the Fat Lady to mount the damn stage, sing her rendition of the Monkey’s jingle “I’m A Believer,” exit left, and let me buy a few sleeves of golf balls. Done, happy, and thank you brother for the dinars gift in 2007.
  13. Retiredofficer
    The Fat Lady is prepared to mount the stage....just waiting for somebody to draw open the curtain. 😎
  14. Retiredofficer
    KISS.....Just draw straws...shortest one becomes president(s), and longest gets to become the prime minister. FUBAR for sure.
  15. Retiredofficer
    Ain’t no Fat Lady going to take the stage and sing if she is being paid in Iraq Dinars. She’d have to hire 2-3 extra Uber drivers just to carry her payment. She’d loose money on the deal.
  16. Retiredofficer
    Dang Nab! The Fat Lady was jolted out of bed & has caught cab to the MET. Now...if only the Orchestra(raging politicians) could find their damn instruments. 😡
  17. Retiredofficer
    Now did y’all read that the Fat Lady has a new manager, and is readying for her MET debut. She decided tassels would serve no purpose unless there is an RV rate of 1:1.
  18. Retiredofficer
    Breaking News...the Fat Lady fired her old manager, hired a new one, and is working out the final kinks for a grand performance @ the MET.
  19. Retiredofficer
    Flying monkeys? This directors cut has flying camels. Ugh!
  20. Retiredofficer
    11 years of “step by step” ...how long is this “Yellow Brick Road”?
  21. Retiredofficer
    11 years of “step by step” ...how long is this “Yellow Brick Road?”
  22. Retiredofficer
    Maliki is a freaking nut job! Back in 2007 when we thought he was the man! Folks... if this piece of **** re-emerges we are screwed side-ways. Sorry. Now the fat Lady has an excuse to go on strike.
  23. Retiredofficer
    Yes! I volunteered, I served, and I was in the company of heros.
  24. Retiredofficer
    I just had a serious brain fart, I forgot how to add a response. I really only wanted to say that the Fat Lady won’t let me see her belly button unless I promised to get on stage with her. My response to her ... I’ll do anything you want me to do as long is there is dinar gold at end of her rainbow.
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