A husband, trying to be funny, says to his wife "I bet if you wash your clothes in slim fast you may lose a few inches from your butt!" The next morning he wakes up and pulls his underware out of the drawer. What is that he wonders as a cloud of white dust floats off his underwhere. He yells in the bathroom "Honey, why did you put talcomn powder in my underwear?" She says back "Its not talcomn powser dear, its miralcle grow!"