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MAN RULES AT LAST A GUY HAS TAKEN THE TIME TO WRITE THIS ALL DOWN FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT'S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN. 1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL. 1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE: SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK! STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK! OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK! JUST SAY IT! 1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. 1.. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT'S WHAT WE DO. SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR. 1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 7 DAYS. 1. IF YOU THINK YOU'RE FAT, YOU PROBABLY ARE. DON'T ASK US. 1. IF SOMETHING WE SAID CAN BE INTERPRETED TWO WAYS AND ONE OF THE WAYS MAKES YOU SAD OR ANGRY, WE MEANT THE OTHER ONE. 1. YOU CAN EITHER ASK US TO DO SOMETHING OR TELL US HOW YOU WANT IT DONE. NOT BOTH. IF YOU ALREADY KNOW BEST HOW TO DO IT, JUST DO IT YOURSELF. 1. WHENEVER POSSIBLE, PLEASE SAY WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY DURING COMMERCIALS. 1. CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS DID NOT NEED DIRECTIONS AND NEITHER DO WE... 1. ALL MEN SEE IN ONLY 16 COLORS, LIKE WINDOWS DEFAULT SETTINGS.. PEACH, FOR EXAMPLE, IS A FRUIT, NOT A COLOR. PUMPKIN IS ALSO A FRUIT. WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT MAUVE IS. 1. IF WE ASK WHAT IS WRONG AND YOU SAY 'NOTHING,' WE WILL ACT LIKE NOTHING'S WRONG. WE KNOW YOU ARE LYING, BUT IT IS JUST NOT WORTH THE HASSLE. 1. IF YOU ASK A QUESTION YOU DON'T WANT AN ANSWER TO, EXPECT AN ANSWER YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR.. 1. WHEN WE HAVE TO GO SOMEWHERE, ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING YOU WEAR IS FINE...REALLY. 1.. DON'T ASK US WHAT WE'RE THINKING ABOUT UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED TO DISCUSS SUCH TOPICS AS FOOTBALL OR MOTOR SPORTS. 1. YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLOTHES. 1 .. YOU HAVE TOO MANY SHOES. 1. I AM IN SHAPE. ROUND IS A SHAPE! 1.. THANK YOU FOR READING THIS. YES, I KNOW, I HAVE TO SLEEP ON THE COUCH TONIGHT.. BUT DID YOU KNOW MEN REALLY DON'T MIND THAT? IT'S LIKE CAMPING...

No matter how many times I read that, I almost can't make it through it due to laughing and crying so hard!!!!!

Now this I like, people are more than willing to help someone in need, if they can, if the govt takes all their money, they have none to give. Sorry

I'm glad, I wish they wouldn't divulge any military secrets because that hurts our people, but messing with the government if done the right way right now would be a good thing.

Im a Dbacks fan, but they won't be doing anything special this year. I am thinking the Nationals have a great chance to pull it off this year though, but Toronto is definitely making a run to attempt something.

I didn't realize I was a southern conservatist living in Northern Utah. Learn something new everyday. lol

I hope this one hasn't been posted yet, but this is the coolest gun ever, it has everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that is still better than the people who drive the left wing. They know how to make money.

I consulted my magic 8 ball, it said that it will happen in 2013, we didn't get into specifics as that could take a long time.

I went to school with him

Your welcome, It just pisses me off when bad things are said about good people. Everyone on this site has probably been to a funeral, and everyone knows there is that one person that will always bring up something good or funny that the deceased did in the past and it brings a smile to your face. And if someone doesn't know that feeling, then they truly must have no friends that they have ever really cared about.

I actually know this person, and as I have not talked to him since this has happened I know he is hurting. If you think he doesn't care I will tell you now that you have no idea who he is so you probably shouldn't judge him. Until you have lost someone like this you do not know how you will react. I have lost my baby sister and my wife and there will always be that person there that will force you to smile no matter how bad everything is. It may only last a second, but it will always help. Until you are in this man's shoes, you have no right to judge him. And whoever posted this video and wrote this garbage is just as bad as our so called news crews that roll around and try and twist and turn everything for their own benefit.

I don't regret buying it. I just meant that the VND will never have the chance to go as high as the Dinar. When I bought that I knew I was looking at making around .10 per dollar at the best. Which is plenty fine with me. I have just heard rumors from the rates that I posted, thats all.

I bought Dong and Dinar at the same time in 2004, I heard a lot of good things that were going to happen in Vietnam and kind of quit following that one for a while now. When I bought in I had heard it can go anywhere from .01 to .16, but the latter being very unlikely.

Thanks everyone, Im looking at the Plano/Mckinney area, anybody know anything about that?