delta22 Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 >> >> LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE >> >> An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and >> >> he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker >> >> if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." >> >> The little girl, who had just started to read her book, >> >> replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" >> >> " Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is >> >> no GOD , or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after death?" as he smiled >> >> smugly. >> >> "OK," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me >> >> ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same >> >> stuff - grass . Yet a deer excretes little pellets , while a cow turns >> >> out a flat patty , but a horse produces clumps . Why do you suppose that >> >> is?" >> >> The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's >> >> intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." >> >> To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified >> >> to discuss why there is no GOD , or no Heaven or Hell , or no life after >> >> death, when you don't know **** ?" >> >> And then she went back to reading her book. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WildCatFM Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TRERUMPH Posted August 15, 2011 Report Share Posted August 15, 2011 thats a good one keepem coming we need so humor on this site right about now 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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