DinarC Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Great Post!!! I'm still friggin laughin! Anyone who got ATTACHED needs to let go and remember it WILL happen when it happens. Annnnnd you'll be laughing too! A Lot. Your day is on the way! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SFlorida Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 What a way to spend a Friday night... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texas1 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Great Post!!! I'm still friggin laughin! Anyone who got ATTACHED needs to let go and remember it WILL happen when it happens. Annnnnd you'll be laughing too! A Lot. Your day is on the way! When? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turbulent44 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 It's not a rumor, just a lie with an admission of guilt at the end. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOEJOE Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 I like it! Good job at keeping people on the edge of the seat! I gave you a +1 to make up for some of the negatives! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ezymoney Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Good story..kept me enthused thru the ending....almost went to my glove box and checked on my dinars...lol +1 for the humor...no need for the negs! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cisole Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Good story..kept me enthused thru the ending....almost went to my glove box and checked on my dinars...lol +1 for the humor...no need for the negs! agreed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JREDinars Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 (edited) If you click on this jokesters profile....you will see..........that this was his very intention........as he explicitly stated.......in...... the last post he made....prior to this one...............in a response to Okies All Star....... BS. He literally said he wants to "excel" and "compete" with what Okie does (after he called what Okie does "Disgusting...") Maybe my panties are in a bunch.....but I kinda thought for a second that just maybe he was serious and I suppose I let my guard down because I live about 2 hours from the Creek Turnpike and am very familiar with that area (like that shoulda mattered...ha). I don't know why I thought for a second, that something in the "rumors" section was true. *sigh* (set my dunce cap back on the nightstand) deeeeeerrrrrp. *feeling a bit foolish* It was just a really good story. So there you have it sir. Well done. You "excelled." Proud? Edited July 9, 2011 by JREDinars 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capt.cliff Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Wait now this is rumors it is entertainment ,take back those negitives---and get into the spirit of the forum---it does show imagination [does he work for disney] and every post here should be taken with a grain of sanity Sorry I am giving him a + 1 for the effort-- not for the validity capt cliff 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JREDinars Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Okay, okay....I didn't even get to the very last part where he admitted it was bologna. Lol......duhhhhhhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheik Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 EXPOSED PUMPER!!! You could have written all of your friends and family members with the time you took posting this stinky BofA rag fart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tandy Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Great story and it's apparent that it was told in a very realistic manner due to the number of people caught with a little egg on their face. (me too). It sounded TOO real. But folks you really need to lighten up and remember lies, exaggerations, rumors, whatever are continuously posted in the rumor section. The poster was trying to inject a little lighthearted humor. 98 is right some of you got your panties wadded. It's just as easy to lighten up and enjoy the ride as it is to make yourself miserable on this bumpy journey. We are in this together so why not be nice to each other. And for you very few that keep trying to slip the F word in your posts...GROW UP!! Adam created this website and has given us the opportunity to share our views in a respectful manner. If you can't take the heat...exit the kitchen...now bash your little immature selves away....but only if you fit the category.....otherwise show some respect and character and quit insinuating vulgarity. . . 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
delta22 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Well writen,and funny. Thanks for the laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chara55 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 You might want to think about turning into a fiction writer you might be able to sell it better 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tilak Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 this is a waste of space -1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R2d2dc Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Well, that is entertainment. Well written and had me dragged in but still with a skeptical feeling. At least you let us off the hook at the end, Okie never does! He keeps coming back with more and more, thumbs up to you. Have a Great week-end, R2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarBabyGirl Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Ok so I live by Tulsa and I am calling the bank u mentioned first thing in the morning! I will let u know how honest this person is. I sooooo hope he is telling the truth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YaTaHe Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Duuuuude!! Reallly? Is this some kind of a fictional English descriptive essay? Give it up. C- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
horns Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 (edited) Good post! Made me realize that I have to sell a majority of my dinar holdings because I couldn't ever picture that ever happening. Good luck! Edited July 9, 2011 by horns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idplzr Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 So that was a few minutes of time I will never get back. But I had to laugh, it took you many times over to write it, and even more time for a jack@$$ like you to think of b/s. Grow up and get a life.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiritfilled Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 I haven’t been in this for years like some of you, maybe three months is all. A friend whispered in my ear one day. I looked at some of what was online, and decided this Could be a once in a life time chance to be in on something when it “happened”. I bought some. Once. Twice. Now I am vested. In the meantime I have read and seen so much in the news and the internet sites that It has more intertainment value than any thing else. Friday morning I stopped into a Bank of America branch, off the Creek Nation turnpike at 81st street in Tulsa and walked inside to see if any of their managers knew even a little bit. After chatting for five minutes with Ms. XXXXX one of the assistant managers, she asked if I had any of the money with me. Yes I replied, about $250,000. She was incredulous that I would keep that much in my glove box, and asked me to Go get it so she could examine it. I did. She thumbed thru the bills and appeared to look at some of the security features which are part of the twenty five thousand dollar bills. After about ten minutes she asked me what I was planning to do with it. I told her that I wanted to exchange it for US currency once the value had been established. She said, do you know what the current value is? I said no……….not exactly………since I know it fluctuates even in Iraq. She looked up something on her computer and then looked back across the desk at me and said, Mr. EBBBBBBB……if you would be so good as to fill out this accounting form, I can assist you in converting this to American money right now. I know my face registered my surprise and my jaw was hanging open. I recovered slightly and said, well first, you better tell me how much it’s going to convert for. I am not sure how much I can afford to lose on this portion of my dinar investment. She laughed and almost choked as she said the words…………..I will always love to hear. Well as of right now,……… the conversion rate is $4.85 and the bank will deduct a charge of $500 to handle the conversion for you if……….That is............ if you make this a deposit in our branch today. I know my face changed color immediately, cause she reached out to steady me, and I took a deep breath. All I could think about was…………oh my god what about the taxes, how much are the taxes. She looked at me straight in the face and said, that will make this deposit into your new account one million two hundred and twelve thousand dollars. Then she blinked and said would you like to go ahead and open this account with us today? I had my head down and was trying to remain calm and remember to breath. I looked up and shook my head yes………..afraid to open my mouth. She just went right on just like this was a normal transaction, and said, you do realize there are a couple of tax forms necessary for uncle sam that you must fill out. Again I shook my head yes. Ms. XXXXX, I said, is there someone here who knows how to fill out the forms we’re talking about. She said sure and got up from her chair, I’ll go get Mr. XXXXWW and he can assist you with this right now. When she came back to the desk she said; It will be ten days before you can access this money, but just as soon as the currency is verified at our main branch bank, you can have access to the first five thousand, as a courtesy to one of our premium account holders. Would you like one of our Visa or Mastercard credit cards to carry in your wallet? I was grinning inside so hard my face felt like it could break apart any time. I was just wanting to scream so badly! Again I began to nod and said quietly ………..yes thank you, I would like that. My pulse was racing and my next thought was………………..lets not have a heart attack before you can begin to enjoy this. Miss XXXXX do you have an aspirin? I have a little headache. Sure she said and reached into her drawer for a small bottle, popped open the top and gave me two. I swallowed them down……………..no water…………..I am salivating like crazy anyway. She shook her head at me and handed me a small bottle of water from her cabinet and about that time Mr. XXXXWW walked up and introduced himself and put two forms in front of me…………he explained what each one was for and that once these were on record that I would be able to release the funds with one signature to pay the taxes due to the IRS. I walked out of there in fourty minutes, my head in the clouds and my mind swirling with what I would do next. I drove straight home and took a nap. After about two hours I arose and drank some water and felt absolutely wonderful. But drained…………wondering what would come next. Of course I had to post this so here I am.........screaming Ok folks go get your money.................it's happening. In only five more days that money will will be available to spend. Oh my God! I am in trouble now. What is my plan? What is my first step? Four red convertibles. A trip to Puerto Vallarta. Force my friend to get his passport, kidnap him too! Three hundred acres of farm ground. Three new pairs of pants. Yes the craziness is catching. I think I have it! You probably realize by now that this truly.......... belongs in the Rumors section of DinarVet.com, yes it does! But of course this is as hopeful as it gets after reading all the trash that comes out each week in the posts online. My creative urge to compete with the "Delightful Garbage" we've had to read lately......drove me over the edge. Wishing you all...........Joy, Love, long life and RV sometime soon, I can almost taste it.........it's that close. Let the bashing begin.................yeehaw! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jbutch Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Geez... Lighten up people. Where's your sense of humor? i agree , thought it was a good bit of fun , go have a banana u all must b low on pottassium or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
magawatt Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 There have been an increasing number of these type of postings of what could be classified as pornography, i.e. publications or broadcasts that demonstrate an unhealthy or voyeuristic interest in a particular subject (dictionary.com). Several Gurus excel in the short form and this example of an extended fantasy. Is it harmful? Probably not, but it should have it's own section so as not to mislead folks looking for "honest" rumors. "Lighten up" is not a valid defense of misleading the reader. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iwantdinar Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 I haven’t been in this for years like some of you, maybe three months is all. A friend whispered in my ear one day. I looked at some of what was online, and decided this Could be a once in a life time chance to be in on something when it “happened”. I bought some. Once. Twice. Now I am vested. In the meantime I have read and seen so much in the news and the internet sites that It has more intertainment value than any thing else. Friday morning I stopped into a Bank of America branch, off the Creek Nation turnpike at 81st street in Tulsa and walked inside to see if any of their managers knew even a little bit. After chatting for five minutes with Ms. XXXXX one of the assistant managers, she asked if I had any of the money with me. Yes I replied, about $250,000. She was incredulous that I would keep that much in my glove box, and asked me to Go get it so she could examine it. I did. She thumbed thru the bills and appeared to look at some of the security features which are part of the twenty five thousand dollar bills. After about ten minutes she asked me what I was planning to do with it. I told her that I wanted to exchange it for US currency once the value had been established. She said, do you know what the current value is? I said no……….not exactly………since I know it fluctuates even in Iraq. She looked up something on her computer and then looked back across the desk at me and said, Mr. EBBBBBBB……if you would be so good as to fill out this accounting form, I can assist you in converting this to American money right now. I know my face registered my surprise and my jaw was hanging open. I recovered slightly and said, well first, you better tell me how much it’s going to convert for. I am not sure how much I can afford to lose on this portion of my dinar investment. She laughed and almost choked as she said the words…………..I will always love to hear. Well as of right now,……… the conversion rate is $4.85 and the bank will deduct a charge of $500 to handle the conversion for you if……….That is............ if you make this a deposit in our branch today. I know my face changed color immediately, cause she reached out to steady me, and I took a deep breath. All I could think about was…………oh my god what about the taxes, how much are the taxes. She looked at me straight in the face and said, that will make this deposit into your new account one million two hundred and twelve thousand dollars. Then she blinked and said would you like to go ahead and open this account with us today? I had my head down and was trying to remain calm and remember to breath. I looked up and shook my head yes………..afraid to open my mouth. She just went right on just like this was a normal transaction, and said, you do realize there are a couple of tax forms necessary for uncle sam that you must fill out. Again I shook my head yes. Ms. XXXXX, I said, is there someone here who knows how to fill out the forms we’re talking about. She said sure and got up from her chair, I’ll go get Mr. XXXXWW and he can assist you with this right now. When she came back to the desk she said; It will be ten days before you can access this money, but just as soon as the currency is verified at our main branch bank, you can have access to the first five thousand, as a courtesy to one of our premium account holders. Would you like one of our Visa or Mastercard credit cards to carry in your wallet? I was grinning inside so hard my face felt like it could break apart any time. I was just wanting to scream so badly! Again I began to nod and said quietly ………..yes thank you, I would like that. My pulse was racing and my next thought was………………..lets not have a heart attack before you can begin to enjoy this. Miss XXXXX do you have an aspirin? I have a little headache. Sure she said and reached into her drawer for a small bottle, popped open the top and gave me two. I swallowed them down……………..no water…………..I am salivating like crazy anyway. She shook her head at me and handed me a small bottle of water from her cabinet and about that time Mr. XXXXWW walked up and introduced himself and put two forms in front of me…………he explained what each one was for and that once these were on record that I would be able to release the funds with one signature to pay the taxes due to the IRS. I walked out of there in fourty minutes, my head in the clouds and my mind swirling with what I would do next. I drove straight home and took a nap. After about two hours I arose and drank some water and felt absolutely wonderful. But drained…………wondering what would come next. Of course I had to post this so here I am.........screaming Ok folks go get your money.................it's happening. In only five more days that money will will be available to spend. Oh my God! I am in trouble now. What is my plan? What is my first step? Four red convertibles. A trip to Puerto Vallarta. Force my friend to get his passport, kidnap him too! Three hundred acres of farm ground. Three new pairs of pants. Yes the craziness is catching. I think I have it! You probably realize by now that this truly.......... belongs in the Rumors section of DinarVet.com, yes it does! But of course this is as hopeful as it gets after reading all the trash that comes out each week in the posts online. My creative urge to compete with the "Delightful Garbage" we've had to read lately......drove me over the edge. Wishing you all...........Joy, Love, long life and RV sometime soon, I can almost taste it.........it's that close. Let the bashing begin.................yeehaw! Loved it!!! Great Rumor post. This is what we hope to see, feel, touch in the near future. Go RV!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bambino3 Posted July 9, 2011 Report Share Posted July 9, 2011 Geez... Lighten up people. Where's your sense of humor? The one criteria for humor is that something has to be funny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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