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[possum]

Oh faithful I besech you little ones for with little faith Iraq shall be moved to RV the dinar. And those who have steadfast shall be greatly rewarded. I ask you to hit a knee as you read my prophetic utterance. Momma deciphers my talking in tongues as I turn cart wheels buck naked in the hay field and translates these chants into words of understanding for my followers. HIT TWO KNEES as I share what the voices have told me. Possum says, "tithe 25% of your dinars to my non-profit church and you will be rewarded 10 fold times one hundred! It will demonstrate your true belief and make momma happy. I had to make momma happy earlier tonight and used the reverse, upside down position. Possum likes doing things upside down and his very talented at it. Now rise believers and walk to my alter and tithe. The RV is here and you must not falter in my word. Well it's time for a beer and I shl prepare myself to receive the voices.

Utterance,

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[tired_of_waiting]

For Possum so loved the Dinarvets members that he drank his only begotten cold beer ! Possum 3:16

[Lovelady]

Possum, you dang sure know how to hit my funny bone. Dang near weeee myself after reading this one.

[Bob]

I am not always religious...but when I am....I am a believer in the Possum Church of the RV. Get down Father Possum! "Stay thirsty my friends!"

[possum]

The Possum is a mere mortal with supernatural ability. But some perceive him as a god, alien or insane. Momma knows Possum is hung like a mule with an insatiable thirst for beer. But he is truly a man of the cloth (fur) and is righteous by mortal measures. I'm gettin momma some Botox shots tomorrow and a buttocks lift next week. Possum appreciates a nice azz and will simply buy one for momma. Then I will get her some new teeth so that she looks good at the feed and liquor store.
Possum must hit the hay and allow the voices to minister to him.
Night,night,
The Possum

[PacoTaco]

Possum...Have you ever had a real pet possum?

[OTF]

Possum....Me and the boys speak in tonques also! We can relate! We get out of strip bar at 3:00 AM every night and COPS tell us we have our own language? We tell everyone in strip bar that our master is about to save us from the bosses evil degrading whip of 8 hour days of darkness. Oh Great One.....we are Believers!! Let the heavens rain down your thoughts of utter wisdom! Oh Great.....we are all Believers. Let me kiss your feet and give you and mamma our holy beer that me and the boys blessed from Walmart. We bless it so we can drink more. Oh Great One......DELIVER US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OTF

[shirleyjune]

Oh faithful I besech you little ones for with little faith Iraq shall be moved to RV the dinar. And those who have steadfast shall be greatly rewarded. I ask you to hit a knee as you read my prophetic utterance. Momma deciphers my talking in tongues as I turn cart wheels buck naked in the hay field and translates these chants into words of understanding for my followers. HIT TWO KNEES as I share what the voices have told me. Possum says, "tithe 25% of your dinars to my non-profit church and you will be rewarded 10 fold times one hundred! It will demonstrate your true belief and make momma happy. I had to make momma happy earlier tonight and used the reverse, upside down position. Possum likes doing things upside down and his very talented at it. Now rise believers and walk to my alter and tithe. The RV is here and you must not falter in my word. Well it's time for a beer and I shl prepare myself to receive the voices.

Utterance,

Ejdiffndisswlduwvqe3&:8::/!&

You are a disgrace and a sacriledge. Your punishment will be well deserved.

[xdmed]

Oh faithful I besech you little ones for with little faith Iraq shall be moved to RV the dinar. And those who have steadfast shall be greatly rewarded. I ask you to hit a knee as you read my prophetic utterance. Momma deciphers my talking in tongues as I turn cart wheels buck naked in the hay field and translates these chants into words of understanding for my followers. HIT TWO KNEES as I share what the voices have told me. Possum says, "tithe 25% of your dinars to my non-profit church and you will be rewarded 10 fold times one hundred! It will demonstrate your true belief and make momma happy. I had to make momma happy earlier tonight and used the reverse, upside down position. Possum likes doing things upside down and his very talented at it. Now rise believers and walk to my alter and tithe. The RV is here and you must not falter in my word. Well it's time for a beer and I shl prepare myself to receive the voices.

Utterance,

Ejdiffndisswlduwvqe3&:8::/!&

There is one word i want to say hear and then one quotation!!! BLASPHEMY!! Do not be deceived for God is not mocked for whatsoever a man shall sow that shall he also reap!

[DesertPete]

There is one word i want to say hear and then one quotation!!! BLASPHEMY!! Do not be deceived for God is not mocked for whatsoever a man shall sow that shall he also reap!

GEEEZ...lighten up already. Take your RV money and buy a sense of humor!

[paj1985]

start a possum fan club...ill join mate

[possum]

Possum is not mocking God. He used god in lower case and was making fun of all the false gods man worships. Get a life you non-bievers for Possum will not be mocked. And get a sense of humor too, God has one just look in the mirror or at a possum.

[Man_Kind]

Thanks Possum for the laughs!!!

The reverse, upside down position. Do I need duck tape for that position ?

Hey Possum, have you ever hay-bailed yourself buck naked before. I've seen it done on Youtube and you were the first one I thought of.

Good Luck to us all !

[hfdmedic]

Possum is not mocking God. He used god in lower case and was making fun of all the false gods man worships. Get a life you non-bievers for Possum will not be mocked. And get a sense of humor too, God has one just look in the mirror or at a possum.

I was thinking about the duck billed platypus.

[rick25sandi]

lighten up on the religous stuff, it is all in good humor
hey possum every used the rodeo position with momma

[jbbdolphins]

Possum: Good to hear from you again...must have gone on vacation with the misses. Have a good Holiday Season and hope Santa puts an RV in your stocking! (You might have to wash them before hanging them up. lol)

[weneedrv]

I have a sense of humor. I just dont find possum funny. He is just a waste of time. His posts should be in the off-topic forum.

[tired_of_waiting]

I have a sense of humor. I just dont find possum funny. He is just a waste of time. His posts should be in the off-topic forum.

Fair enough then stop reading and commenting on his posts.

[Seff]

Hey possum, where do you get your acid??