Science Man launches himself in self-made rocket to prove flat Earth theory

[bostonangler]

A man launched himself in a self-made rocket 1,875 feet above the desert to try and prove his theory that the Earth is flat.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-launches-himself-self-made-020809926.html

[umbertino]

 

Thanks for sharing, B/A

[Markinsa]

Beep! Beep! 

 

[Indraman]

Simple way to prove that the Earth is flat:

 

1) Fly a jet over Antarctica until you get to the edge

2) If you crash into dome, hopefully you can parachute back to Earth with evidence

3) Take a SAT phone with you because it will be a long walk back to civilization 

 

Indy

[Shabibilicious]

He may not have proven the earth is flat, but he did indeed prove the earth is....hard.  

 

GO RV, then BV

[chess]

37 minutes ago, Shabibilicious said:

He may not have proven the earth is flat, but he did indeed prove the earth is....hard.  

 

GO RV, then BV

 

ANYTHING for science.  A true Darwinian prize contender. Did he learn anything...when he wakes up??

[tankdude]

 

[caz1104]

34 minutes ago, tankdude said:

 

ACME products

[caz1104]

After further review (crash landing) man found earth er himself to be flat...as a pancake......theory proven

Edited March 26, 2018 by caz1104

[Shabibilicious]

NEWS FLASH!  Flat Earther Rocket Jockey Regains Consciousness Only To Get Knocked Out By Wife.

 

GO RV, then BV

[Shabibilicious]

 

GO RV, then BV  

[Shabibilicious]

 

GO RV, then BV

[Theseus]

News flash: Darwin Awards are scheduled for December. Highlights man launches himself on rocket and proves the earth can make your head flat as a pancake. Diary reveals man’s last thought as rocket crashes, he admits to now having his head permanently up his arse.and now says he is a democrat.

Edited March 28, 2018 by Theseus

[Theseus]

https://youtu.be/DtVBCG6ThDk

[Shabibilicious]

1 hour ago, Theseus said:

News flash: Darwin Awards are scheduled for December. Highlights man launches himself on rocket and proves the earth can make your head flat as a pancake. Diary reveals man’s last thought as rocket crashes, he admits to now having his head permanently up his arse.and now says he is a democrat.

 

Good one....thanks for the confirmation that said Boneheaded Flat Earther ACME Rocket Jockey was a Republican at the time of lift off.  

 

GO RV, then BV

[tankdude]

3 minutes ago, Shabibilicious said:

 

Good one....thanks for the confirmation that said Boneheaded Flat Earther ACME Rocket Jockey was a Republican at the time of lift off.  

 

GO RV, then BV

Shabs...you know better than to make an assumption like that...we do have more than 2 parties....he strikes me as more of the Green Party type....

[Shabibilicious]

13 minutes ago, tankdude said:

Shabs...you know better than to make an assumption like that...we do have more than 2 parties....he strikes me as more of the Green Party type....

 

Fair enough.....Flat Earthers are Green Party peeps.  

 

GO RV, then BV

[Bandit795]

Have you ever argued with a flat-earther before?? It's frustrating. They have a different logic than the rest of us. That's all I can say about that. 

[Theseus]

3 hours ago, Bandit795 said:

Have you ever argued with a flat-earther before?? It's frustrating. They have a different logic than the rest of us. That's all I can say about that. 

Have you ever argued with a demoRat? Nuff said.

 

4 hours ago, Shabibilicious said:

 

Good one....thanks for the confirmation that said Boneheaded Flat Earther ACME Rocket Jockey was a Republican at the time of lift off.  

 

GO RV, then BV

You know what they say when you assume something? No one said what his previous party affiliation was except to say he wasn't being logical so that rules out he was conservative. Party is a label and in this day and age with the replacement of gender pronouns we need to rename the two of the parties Can and Rat.  The can ate the rat and got a bad case of the vapors. How did that hopium do for you the last 2 presidential terms?. Here's hoping for the change we dream of. The day the rats flee the ship because they caused it too take on too much water. 

[Bandit795]

14 minutes ago, Theseus said:

Have you ever argued with a demoRat? Nuff said.

 

 

Flat-Earther, Democrat, Republican, SJW. Same thing different jacket. 

[Indraman]

 

Indy

[new york kevin]

Prove the earth is flat: Walk, drive, swim and or sail in one direction; North, South, East or West. If you fall off the edge eventually ... you prove the earth is flat. If you return to the same spot ... eventually; you prove the earth is round. Or you can look at a picture of the earth from the International Space Station, and believe that.

[Shabibilicious]

On 3/28/2018 at 2:46 PM, Theseus said:

Have you ever argued with a demoRat? Nuff said.

 

You know what they say when you assume something? No one said what his previous party affiliation was except to say he wasn't being logical so that rules out he was conservative. Party is a label and in this day and age with the replacement of gender pronouns we need to rename the two of the parties Can and Rat.  The can ate the rat and got a bad case of the vapors. How did that hopium do for you the last 2 presidential terms?. Here's hoping for the change we dream of. The day the rats flee the ship because they caused it too take on too much water. 

 

The "hopium" went real well....7 straight years of solid economic recovery.  And the Trump bump that followed was exceptional as well.  Hopefully Donald will stop sticking his foot in his mouth, so we can all enjoy the massive gains, sans the massive losses his mouth keeps causing.

 

GO RV, then BV

[Synopsis]

Better by far would be for the Snowflake and Buttercup Idiot Brigade posters to stop frequently sticking their “Cognition” in their “Safe Space” sans prejudice that their posts repeatedly demonstrate over and over and over again all day every day the same way in heckling and cheeky posts and replies to items of real substantive value by substantive posters.

 

When will these Snowflake and Buttercup Idiot Brigade posters ever learn?

 

                                 

 

              

[Shabibilicious]

25 minutes ago, Synopsis said:

Better by far would be for the Snowflake and Buttercup Idiot Brigade posters to stop frequently sticking their “Cognition” in their “Safe Space” sans prejudice that their posts repeatedly demonstrate over and over and over again all day every day the same way in heckling and cheeky posts and replies to items of real substantive value by substantive posters.

 

When will these Snowflake and Buttercup Idiot Brigade posters ever learn?

 

                                 

 

              

 

Your angst is the type fuel that drives me, c/p.....can I buy a comma?  

 

GO RV, then BV