now they just need to push the thing - how hard is that? I Think I Found The CBI RV Button

[Synopsis]

In perusing the CBI website this morning, I think I found the fabled and elusive CBI RV Button. Now they just need to push the thing - how hard is that? The CBI has been touting their ultra modern banking system (for what now again?), international connectivity, vast functionality, ultra modern hardware, international protocols, and the all important employee training. Looks like the paymaster is already set up and their previously fabled and elusive RV Button has been appropriately labeled "pay". I wonder if the all important employee training included when and how to push the "pay" button???!!! Maybe they have been pushing the "pay" button but have not been trained on how to turn the thing on???!!!

 

              

 

The article was dated July 12, 2017 and one would think they would ask the simple question why the "pay" button isn't working and get some technician or something in there to turn the thing on. Maybe the CBI employees are all sheepishly too proud to ask internationally where the "on" switch (or button) is and how to operate it!

 

              

 

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 July 12, 2017

 

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https://cbi.iq/news/view/290

 

Here are the CBI daily money laundering currency auction results:

 

 

Foreign Currency Selling Window for 21-12-2017 that performed on 20-12-2017

 

Announcement No.(3596)

                          Sale Date - 21/12/2017 that performed on 20/12/2017

Details	Amount
Total sale for the purpose of strengthen outside assets (Transfers and credits)	158,662,203
Total sale cash	20,520,000
Total sale amount	179,182,203

Note:

• Selling price of remittance money to bank accounts outside is (1190) ID for each Dollar.
• Cash selling price is (1190) ID for each Dollar.

 

https://cbi.iq/currency_auction

 

Go Moola Nova!

 

 

[boosterbglee]

Good Morning Synopsis!  We have such a cast of characters here at DV, hmmmmm who would you send to push the dang button? 

[Synopsis]

8 minutes ago, boosterbglee said:

Good Morning Synopsis!  We have such a cast of characters here at DV, hmmmmm who would you send to push the dang button? 

 

Great Question, BoosterBGlee, AND The Top Of The Morning To You AND All DV! 

 

Hope All Your COFFAE' Is Good, Hot, Plentiful, AND Just The Way You Like It!!! 

 

Looks like we are going to have to call in all the talent on this one and get Ole Donald and the Trumpettes to pay a visit at the CBI!!!

 

http://trumpettesusa.com/

 

(You may want to turn on the volume!)

 

I'm pretty sure Ole Donald knows when to say, "YOU'RE FIRED!!!" for all the non performing CBI personnel and get the right people to make the noted "pay" button function as designed (YEAH, BABY!!!)!!!

 

              

 

Go Moola Nova!

[ScaryMary]

Good morning,

Lets send Davis.

[SocalDinar]

Central Bank of Iraq Auctions $179,182,203 on 20 December 2017

 

by Ibrahim Khalil Dec 20, 2017, 1:45 pm

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Baghdad (IraqiNews.com) The Central Bank of Iraq (CBI) currency auction on December 20 registered $179,182,203 in sales, a 0.48% volume increase from the US $178,329,888 sold by Iraqi Dinar, credit and transfer at the previous auction held on December 19.

The latest auction was attended by 45 banks and 9 remittance companies. The same institutions attended the auction held on December 20 compared to the previous auction.

Data for the December 20 auction was made public by CBI Announcement Number 3596.

Dollar sales in the in the period January 1, 2017 to December 20, 2017 saw an increase of 0.13% compared to the sales of US $13.9 billion in the same period in 2016. The total amount of US currency sold by CBI in the calendar year 2016 was US $14.55 billion.

An analysis of the monthly dollar sales by CBI since January 2016 reveals highly fluctuating volumes. During the period from January 2016 to December 2017, sales of US dollars averaged US $1.78 billion per month. Peak volumes were reached in May this year when sales touched US $2.3 billion.

Year	Month	US dollar sales in billions	Increase/(decrease) compared to the previous month
2016	January	2	–
2016	February	2.09	4%
2016	March	1.95	-7%
2016	April	1.94	-0%
2016	May	2.09	8%
2016	June	1.8	-14%
2016	December	0.4	-78%
2017	January	2.2	450%
2017	February	2	-9%
2017	March	2.1	5%
2017	April	1.8	-14%
2017	May	2.3	28%
2017	June	0.6	-74%
2017	July	2.2	267%
2017	August	2.1	-5%
2017	September	1	-52%
2017	October	2.2	120%
2017	November	1.9	-14%
2017	December	1.2	-37%

[skeetdog]

Thanks Synopsis...With the dinar setting in the 'Paris Agreement' consignee's reserves...It maybe beneficial for these countries to claim the windfall of the RV in 2018...There seems to be something behind the CBI procrastination....jmho 

[Synopsis]

1 minute ago, skeetdog said:

Thanks Synopsis...With the dinar setting in the 'Paris Agreement' consignee's reserves...It maybe beneficial for these countries to claim the windfall of the RV in 2018...There seems to be something behind the CBI procrastination....jmho 

 

 SkeetDog, AND The Top Of The Morning To You! 

 

Yeah, I agree with You there, SkeeetDog. I just wonder what is behind the CBI (or other international entity(ies)) procrastination (hold up).

 

The foreign investors seem to be lining up. Both the US and France have Strategic Framework Agreements with Iraq that will be implemented at the agreed time(s). Seems like they have what they need to get going. Looks like some low level social unrest is a foot so I believe the opiate of prosperity really needs to hit the Iraqi citizens to stave off sectarian violence that could lead to Civil War. Maybe the legacy corruption machine in Iraq needs to be eradicated and quickly. I suspect this "remedy" is planned and about to be implemented to produce the recently announced and touted "Green Zone Earthquake". After that, maybe the "paymaster" will put the "pay" button.

 

We'll see!

 

Go Moola Nova!

[NEPatriotsFan1]

Love it @Synopsis !!!! Well done  

 

Now if we could just get someone with the ability to listen to you and push the dang button!!! 

 

Have a great day 

[235snack]

Maybe the tax cut bill has something to do with it, if the US is involved in this, 2% makes quite a difference ...........

[fnbplanet]

10 minutes ago, 235snack said:

Maybe the tax cut bill has something to do with it, if the US is involved in this, 2% makes quite a difference ...........

 

Indeed.  With the staggering amount of money "appearing" magically here in the U.S., 2% is a HUGE amount extra to be pouring into our economy.

[Synopsis]

2 hours ago, NEPatriotsFan1 said:

Love it @Synopsis !!!! Well done  

 

Now if we could just get someone with the ability to listen to you and push the dang button!!! 

 

Have a great day 

 

 NEPatriotsFan1, You, Too, Have A Great Day! 

 

Go Moola Nova!

[skeetdog]

....I'm grasping at straws on their procrastination.......Top of the day to you....

[ChuckFinley]

I love you guys. You make my day.  

[Freedomwish]

YEAH!!  JUST HOW HARD IS THAT?!! 

[King Bean]

11 hours ago, Synopsis said:

......I found the fabled and elusive CBI RV Button. Now they just need to push the thing - how hard is that?