Rude Things You Can Only Say On (Thanksgiving)

[Muleslayer]

 

1. Talk about a huge breast! 
2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist. 
3. It's Cool Whip time! 
4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst! 
5. That's one terrific spread! 
6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat. 
7. Are you ready for seconds yet? 
8. Its a little dry, do you still want to eat it? 
9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!...... 
10. Don't play with your meat. 
11. Just spread the legs open & stuff it in. 
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once? 
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once! 
14. You still have a little bit on your chin. 
15. How long will it take after you stick it in? 
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up!

Edited November 23, 2017 by Muleslayer
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[umbertino]

 

Wow.....

[429]

17. If you spread the legs, you can reach your hand up in there and pull out the neck.

[new york kevin]

Please take your giblets off my plate .

[SnowGlobe7]

Luke: What did the turkey say to the computer?
Will: What?
Luke: “Google, google, google.”

[SnowGlobe7]

[SnowGlobe7]

[Muleslayer]

5 hours ago, SnowGlobe7 said:

Love it! Ata girl!

[nannab]

Thanks Muleslayer I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This is  keeper. 

[pokerplayer]

5 hours ago, nannab said:

Thanks Muleslayer I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. This is  keeper. 

 

How was dead bird day my friend ?

 

  pp

[nannab]

It was great! There is nothing like waking up to the smell of turkey cooking that is

after preparing it for a long slow bake earlier.