pokerplayer Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 (edited) A young man named Peter received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly,"May I ask what the turkey did?" Happy Thanksgiving all my DV friends Edited November 22, 2017 by pokerplayer 4 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shedagal Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Same to you!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DinarDavo Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 .......another holiday parrot story. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 So what happened to Peter's parrot.????Enquiring minds want to know. Obviously John's one had an encounter in the freezer with a turkey that was his "eureka" moment of realisation. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 lmao! thanks P.P. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Great as usual, PP...Happy Thanksgiving to you and all here at DV.... 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Hysterical Pokerplayer !!! A very Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours dear lady and DV family. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted November 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 And to you as well my good friend nannab. May dead bird day for you be joyous and come with a home filled with family and friends. pp 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted November 22, 2017 Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 Dead bird day I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will announce that at dinner HAPPY DEAD BIRD DAY !!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pokerplayer Posted November 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted November 22, 2017 lol, pp 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bohica Posted November 23, 2017 Report Share Posted November 23, 2017 LOVE IT 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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