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My wife will ask me to do/build/move something.

Then she will proceed to tell me how to do it.

I then hand her whatever tools/equipment I have and she will ask why am I doing that? 

I tell her she gets ask me to do something but not how to do it. 

 

 

Back lack to the topic.

I rarely need instructions and even less ask for them. 

God is the only one who has the instructions for women and He has a sense of humor like no one else.  :lol:

 

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4 hours ago, nstoolman1 said:

My wife will ask me to do/build/move something.

Then she will proceed to tell me how to do it.

I then hand her whatever tools/equipment I have and she will ask why am I doing that? 

I tell her she gets ask me to do something but not how to do it. 

 

 

Back lack to the topic.

I rarely need instructions and even less ask for them. 

God is the only one who has the instructions for women and He has a sense of humor like no one else.  :lol:

 

You sir are a very brave man!

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It is not good for a man to carelessly wave the stick of arrogance near the bee's hive of women's wrath.

 

For when the stick of arrogance strikes the hive, it shall break and each bee will sting him relentlessly until her wrath is pacified.

 

Woe to that man for the pain he shall endure. It would have been far better for that man to savor the sweet drippings of the hive than to suffer the sting(s) of women's wrath!

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10 minutes ago, Synopsis said:

It is not good for a man to carelessly wave the stick of arrogance near the bee's hive of women's wrath.

 

For when the stick of arrogance strikes the hive, it shall break and each bee will sting him relentlessly until her wrath is pacified.

 

Woe to that man for the pain he shall endure. It would have been far better for that man to savor the sweet drippings of the hive than to suffer the sting(s) of women's wrath!

20 young men just texted the soon to be ex an cancelled the wedding 

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10 minutes ago, DIAMOND said:

20 young men just texted the soon to be ex an cancelled the wedding 

 

Were they anticipating the "Honey" or the "Sting"?

 

:o       :o       :o

 

Hey, Honey is real, real good!

 

They are not here to perform, they are here to be appreciated!

 

:twothumbs:       :twothumbs:       :twothumbs:

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14 hours ago, nstoolman1 said:

My wife will ask me to do/build/move something.

Then she will proceed to tell me how to do it.

I then hand her whatever tools/equipment I have and she will ask why am I doing that? 

I tell her she gets ask me to do something but not how to do it. 

 

 

I should have prefaced that she did this when we first got married. She is much better now. 

 

 

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I'm not trying to run the subject off the rails but need some help and this thread is pretty spot on and fun as well.

I apparently have reached my limit on images.

What is the process to delete an image to free up the allocation?

Undoubtedly it's an operator error on my end but I cannot find the button.

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1 hour ago, umbertino said:

 

Sounds like a declaration of war...Smile....

 

No. She and I have come to the understanding that she knows how to do some things better than I do and I know how to do some things better than her. It is the area in between that things can get heated. But SWMBO usually wins. 

 

S=She

W=Who

M=Must

B=Be

O=Obeyed

:D

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1 hour ago, CaptainBVI said:

I'm not trying to run the subject off the rails but need some help and this thread is pretty spot on and fun as well.

I apparently have reached my limit on images.

What is the process to delete an image to free up the allocation?

Undoubtedly it's an operator error on my end but I cannot find the button.

 

The Best Of Your Weekend To You, CaptainBVI! :tiphat:

 

I don't have an answer to Your question but I am wondering how life is below the 12th parallel and if You are more confident now venturing north some?

 

In the mean time, Happy Ports and Sailing to You!

 

Go Moola Nova!

:pirateship:

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1 hour ago, Synopsis said:

 

The Best Of Your Weekend To You, CaptainBVI! :tiphat:

 

I don't have an answer to Your question but I am wondering how life is below the 12th parallel and if You are more confident now venturing north some?

 

In the mean time, Happy Ports and Sailing to You!

 

Go Moola Nova!

:pirateship:

Best of your weekend to you as well my friend!

I always have the confidence but when you don't have to, why not wait until after the hurricane cycle ends at the end of this month.

There is definitely better access to the internet the farther North you go but I have a fix for that post RV.

If things keep going forward in the sand box, it may be perfect timing for a social gathering of the emotionally abused here at DV.

Good to hear from you.

Take care and of course,

Go Moola Nova!

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