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Getting a Gun...

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moose 57    14,140

*Yesterday I got my permit to carry a concealed weapon. So, today I 
  went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to get a 9mm handgun for 
  home/personal
  protection.*
  
  *When I was ready to pay for the pistol and ammo, the cashier said, 
  -"Strip down, facing me."* *Making a mental note to complain to the 
  NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had 
  instructed.* *When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally 
  subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should place my 
  credit card in the card reader!* *As a senior citizen, I do not get 
  flustered often, but this time it took me a while to get my pants back 
  on.* *I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.* *They need to 
 make their instructions to seniors a little more clear. I still don't 
  think I looked that bad! Just need to wear underwear more
  often…*

 

h.a.n.d.

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almostcajun    40

After reviewing the book "Antlers in the Treetop" by who Goosed the Moose, we now know Moose 57 has really lost it. Put your underwear back on Mr. Moose. Please!!!!!!!!!!!

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moose 57    14,140
18 hours ago, almostcajun said:

After reviewing the book "Antlers in the Treetop" by who Goosed the Moose, we now know Moose 57 has really lost it. Put your underwear back on Mr. Moose. Please!!!!!!!!!!!

What's underwear?!!!

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