Marriage proverbs

[Heavyduty053]

For those who need a laugh

1. They say marriages are made in heaven....but so is thunder and lightning

2. If you want your spouse to listen to you....talk in your sleep

3. If marriage is grand...then divorce is at least 100 grand!

4. Married life is very frustrating, in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. The second year the woman speaks and the man listens.....In the third year, they both speak and loudly I might add and the neighbors listens

5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: Either he has done something or his wife is new.

6. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one--the trouble starts when they are trying to decide which one.

7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something she said, after marriage he will fall a asleep before she finishes

8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook...but the law only allows one wife.

9. Every woman wants a man who is handsome, understanding, economical and a considerate lover....but again the law only allows one husband

10. Man is incomplete until he marries...after that who knows.

 

 

[Muleslayer]

I read you 5 X 5!