moose 57 Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 (edited) Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the heck is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers. 'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.' The pharmacist fainted. h.a.n.d. Edited July 31, 2017 by moose 57 12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyLadiesDaddy Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Hayduke Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Terrible...absolutely terrible 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Oh man...thats hysterical 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
almostcajun Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Snow Globe went to the book store the other day to buy a book about moose. It just so happened that Moose 57 had seen a book on the shelf at the same book store that he recommended to Snow Globe. The title was "Antlers in the Tree Top" by "Who Goosed the Moose". She latter said it was a very interesting read. 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted July 31, 2017 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 4 minutes ago, almostcajun said: Snow Globe went to the book store the other day to buy a book about moose. It just so happened that Moose 57 had seen a book on the shelf at the same book store that he recommended to Snow Globe. The title was "Antlers in the Tree Top" by "Who Goosed the Moose". She latter said it was a very interesting read. Funny! ( I thought i felt a little tingle)!! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted July 31, 2017 Report Share Posted July 31, 2017 Don't know.....just sort of came to me. GO RV, then BV 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted August 1, 2017 Report Share Posted August 1, 2017 19 hours ago, almostcajun said: Snow Globe went to the book store the other day to buy a book about moose. It just so happened that Moose 57 had seen a book on the shelf at the same book store that he recommended to Snow Globe. The title was "Antlers in the Tree Top" by "Who Goosed the Moose". She latter said it was a very interesting read. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe on lamps Posted August 3, 2017 Report Share Posted August 3, 2017 Bwahahahahahahaha!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nannab Posted August 6, 2017 Report Share Posted August 6, 2017 Hysterical one and all !!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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