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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.
Arlene: What in the heck is that?
Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.
Arlene: Where did you get it?
Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy.
The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and
announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.
The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what size, texture, brand of condom she prefers.
'Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel.'
The pharmacist fainted.

 

h.a.n.d.

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Snow Globe went to the book store the other day to buy a book about moose. It just so happened that Moose 57 had seen a book on the shelf at the same book store that he recommended to Snow Globe. The title was "Antlers in the Tree Top" by "Who Goosed the Moose". She latter said it was a very interesting read.:lol::ph34r:

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4 minutes ago, almostcajun said:

Snow Globe went to the book store the other day to buy a book about moose. It just so happened that Moose 57 had seen a book on the shelf at the same book store that he recommended to Snow Globe. The title was "Antlers in the Tree Top" by "Who Goosed the Moose". She latter said it was a very interesting read.:lol::ph34r:

Funny! ( I thought i felt a little tingle)!!

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19 hours ago, almostcajun said:

Snow Globe went to the book store the other day to buy a book about moose. It just so happened that Moose 57 had seen a book on the shelf at the same book store that he recommended to Snow Globe. The title was "Antlers in the Tree Top" by "Who Goosed the Moose". She latter said it was a very interesting read.:lol::ph34r:

:o

:bow:

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