Question For Jerry Brown From Concerned Potential Voter

[Whatshername]

 

Question For Jerry Brown From Concerned Potential Voter

July 24, 2017 BFH 

 

Many years ago, I married a widow out of love, and she had an 18 year old daughter.

 

After the wedding, my father, a widower, came to visit a number of times, and he fell in love with my step daughter.  My father eventually married her without my authorization.

 

As a result my step-daughter became my step mother and my father became my son in law.

 

My father’s wife (also my step daughter) and my step-mother, gave birth to a son who is my grandchild because I am the husband of my step daughter’s mother.

 

This boy is also my brother, as the son of my father.

 

As you can see, my wife became a grandmother, because she is the mother of my father’s wife.

 

Therefore it appears that I am also my wife’s grandchild.

 

A short time after these events, my wife gave birth to a son, who became my father’s brother-in-law, the step-son of my father’s wife, and my uncle.

 

My son is also my step mother’s brother, and through my step-mother, my wife has become a grandmother and I have become my own grandfather.

 

In light of the above mentioned, I would like to know the following:

 

Does my son, who is also my uncle, my father’s son-in-law and my step mother’s brother fulfill the requirements for receiving childcare benefits?

 

Sincerely yours,

Mohammed

 

THE ANSWER:

 

Of course you qualify, Mohammed!  I have arranged to start mailing the checks to all of you just as soon as you arrive here in California.

 

Your Truly,

 

Jerry Brown

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I am so glad I got out of that state.

[Whatshername]