New Study - Journalists are DUMBER than AVERAGE

[divemaster5734]

 

 

 

 

[429]

So my wife had an interesting observation yesterday...

You see, our last two dogs have been Labrador Retrievers. We rescued an abandoned puppy in 2002 who looked and acted just like a Black Lab. Our vet, who actually raises labs said that as far as she was concerned he was all Lab. He was our furry kid for over 13 years until we had to put him to sleep because of cancer. The next dog we rescued from the animal shelter in 2009 is a thoroughbred Yellow Lab. We know that because we have her "papers." We adopted her when she was just over 3. She's a stately 11-year-old lady now. We're pretty good with labs.

When a lab is a pup or a young dog, it's wise to invest in tennis balls because they are the most important thing to those dogs. The more you throw a tennis ball, the more they'll chase after it. Again and again and again and again. It's what they do. Great entertainment for both you and the dog. Just throw the tennis ball. The dog can be dead asleep, but if you bounce the tennis ball on the drive one time, they come running to play fetch. They're not really the brightest of dogs. Our German Shepherd mix figured out that if he didn't bring the ball back to us, we wouldn't throw it. So when he was tired of playing fetch, he wouldn't bring the ball back to us. Not so with the labs. No matter what they're doing, they're going to put their all into chasing the ball and bringing it back so we can throw it again. If it gets to the point where the dog is bothering you ("supervising") as you work in the garden, just throw the ball and you have a few seconds to pull some weeds. Throw it again, a few more weeds. Throw it again... well you get the idea.

So the President drops a "Tweet" and the entire journalist corps goes chasing it. He has a little time to pull out weed with no one watching. Drop another Tweet and watch all the Labs run after it - pull another weed. Drop another tweet and it's all you hear about for the next 3 days. Pretty soon, there are a whole pile of stupid, economy-killing regulations - weeds - sitting in the compost pile that no one saw him pull because they were busy chasing the ball.

Hey journalists; do you want to play fetch?

I think the President has them running after tennis balls.

429

Edited July 3, 2017 by 429

[divemaster5734]

3 hours ago, 429 said:

no one saw him pull because they were busy chasing the ball.

Hey journalists; do you want to play fetch?

I think the President has them running after tennis balls.

429

 

 

Was just talking about this.

I'm betting there are some who would rather chase tweets all day in hopes of finding some obscure "gotcha", than be forced to acknowledge he has already done more to help America than oshithead did his  entire 8 years.

 

 

 

 

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

On ‎7‎/‎3‎/‎2017 at 4:16 PM, 429 said:

 

Hey journalists; do you want to play fetch?

I think the President has them running after tennis balls.

429

 

BRAVO story, FOUR TWO NINER -- Loved it !  (we know a Black Lab that saved a man who was  going into a diabetic shock.... they're great dogs!)

 

Your analogy is right on. 

 

The tools of the msm doing the bidding of their deep state masters has left them SO FOCUSED on one thing,

that they are rendered of no other use to the public whatsoever. 

 

A cog in an evil wheel that just grinds on and on in one direction building up a momentum which will eventually over-heat and burn itself down... 

kinda like what's happening to them now, actually.

 

They're not even as smart as a dog... they don't know when to stop.

 

 

 

[SnowGlobe7]

I have a black lab. She is fantastic. I have trained her to be a service dog, but I just can not part with her at this tie in my life.