moose 57 Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Irish blonde... An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude." With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed. "Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know -............. I thought you were watching." MORAL OF THE STORY Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, but all men... are men! And We are Proud of it !!! h.a.n.d. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SgtFuryUSCZ Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 ...! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe on lamps Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 HahahahaHahahaha!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBVI Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 Thanks for the laugh your Mooseness. I needed that! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easterlily Posted June 20, 2017 Report Share Posted June 20, 2017 LOL. That's funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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