A Polish man moved to the United States

[moose 57]

A Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl.

 

Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well — until one day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Lawyer: “Have you any grounds?”

Man: “Yes, an acre and a half and a nice little home.”

Lawyer: “No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?”

Man: “It’s made of concrete.”

Lawyer: “I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?”

Man: “No, we have a carport.”

Lawyer: “I mean, what are your relations like?”

Man: “All my relations are still in Poland.”

Lawyer: “Is there any infidelity in your marriage?”

Man: “We have a high-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.”

Lawyer: “Does your wife beat you up?”

Man: “No, I always wake up before her.”

Lawyer: “Sir, exactly why do you want this divorce?”

Man: “She’s going to kill me.”

Lawyer: “What makes you think that?”

Man: “I have proof.”

Lawyer: “What kind of proof?”

Man: “She is going to poison me. She bought a bottle and put it on the shelf in the bathroom. I can read it and it says … ‘Polish remover.’ ”

 

 

h.a.n.d.

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaa...!

[Muleslayer]

 

I think I watched to many beach movies as a young boy.

now I have to go to confession again.

[fringe on lamps]

Moose and Muleslsyer --M&M - you make me laugh so hard!!!! I needed a good couple of laugh!!!!!

[nannab]

Polish remover  my ribs hurt. 

 

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