Nerd Humor

[Muleslayer]

So...an engineer, a physicist, a mathematician, and a mystic were asked to name the greatest invention of all times.

The engineer chose fire.  He declared that fire gave humanity power over matter.
The physicist chose the wheel.  He boasted that the wheel gave humanity power over space.
The mathematician chose the alphabet. The mathematician explained that the alphabet gave humanity power over symbols.

The mystic paused and thought.  Then he quietly said, "the thermos bottle."

"Why the thermos bottle?" the engineer asked.
"Because the thermos keeps hot liquids hot in winter and cold liquids cold in summer."
"Yes, of course," the others said, "what of it?"
"Think about it," said the mystic reverently, "that little bottle: how does it know?"
 

[pokerplayer]

LOL, that was so dumb it was actually funny !!! Thxs Muleslayer for the laugh.  +1

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[MyLadiesDaddy]

Ok my friend, put both hands in the air and slowly take two steps away from the keyboard and no one will get hurt.