Caught you beating the Children-joke...

[moose 57]

h.a.n.d.

Edited April 17, 2017 by moose 57

[fringe on lamps]

Hahahaha!!!

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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That's messed up, yo !   And we ain't yolkin'....! 

[pattyangel]

CPS needs to step in, NOW. 

[Muleslayer]

11 hours ago, pattyangel said:

CPS needs to step in, NOW. 

Chicken protection services! 

[RodandStaff]

23 hours ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said:

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That's messed up, yo !   And we ain't yolkin'....! 

We always knew Moose's humor was a little scrambled ...anyone up for an omelet?     Bring it Moose!!! 

[nstoolman1]

Come on. Stop yoking around. This is serious. 

[429]

He's gonna come off hard-boiled! But in the end, he's a good egg.

[moose 57]

6 hours ago, RodandStaff said:

We always knew Moose's humor was a little scrambled ...anyone up for an omelet?     Bring it Moose!!! 

I know that i am scrambled! but i yuv to yoke!!!

Edited May 24, 2017 by moose 57

[nstoolman1]

6 hours ago, RodandStaff said:

We always knew Moose's humor was a little scrambled ...anyone up for an omelet?     Bring it Moose!!! 

 

 

He can't help it.  He cracks himself up over it.

[nstoolman1]

Since we are on the subject of eggs here are a few yokes I think you will like:

 

What day do eggs hate most? Fry-day!

 

What did Snow White call her chicken? Egg white.

 

How do eggs leave the highway? By going through the eggs-it.

 

How do comedians like their eggs? Funny side up!

 

How do monsters like their eggs? Terri-fried!

 

What do chickens call a school test? Eggs-amination!

 

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid and you don't

 

What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-celerated!

 

Did you hear about McDonalds? They eggspanded the breakfast menu.

 

Why is Kristy Alley so fat? Because she did not eggsercise!

 

How did the egg get up the mountain? It scrambled up!

 

What do you call an egg taking a snooze on the job? Egg-zosted!

 

Who wrote the book, Great Eggspectations? Charles Chickens!

 

Why can't you tease egg whites? Because they can't take a yolk!

 

What do you get when you cross an egg with a sperm? An omelette you probably shouldn't eat.

 

Why did the egg go to school? To get "egg-u-cated"! Why is the chef so mean?

 

She beats the eggs! Why did the chicken lay her egg on an axe? She wanted to hachet

 

Why do chickens lay eggs? Because if they dropped them they would break!

 

What do Chickens grow on? Eggplants!

 

What did the egg say to the clown? You crack me up!

 

What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an "Egg-stra".

 

What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much? An "Egg Head".

 

What sport are the eggs good at? Running!

 

What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? You're "Egg-stra special".

 

What does the cihcken say to get across a busy street? EGGS-cuse me please!

 

What grows on yolk trees? Egg-corns!

 

What is an eggs favorite tree? A y-oak tree!

 

How do chickens pay for their groceries? Using the eggs-press line.

 

Where do you find information about eggs? In the hen-cyclopedia!

 

Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedi-hens!

 

What do chickens serve at birthday parties? Coop-cakes!

 

What do you call an egg that goes on safari? An eggs-plorer!

 

How many eggs can you eat on an empty stomach? Just one, because then your stomach won't be empty.

 

How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn? The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.

 

How do baby chickens dance? Chick-to-chick!

 

What do you call a mischievious egg? A practical yolker.

 

What did the egg do when it saw the frying pan? It scrambled

 

What do you call an egg white with cowboy boots? A western omelette!

 

What do you get if a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An eggroll.

 

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a martian? An eggs-traterrestrial!

 

What do you call a city of 20 million eggs? New Yolk City!

 

What do you call a good omelette? Eggcellent.

 

How do you find prehistoric eggs? With an eggscavator.

 

What do you call a handyman who lives on a farm? An egg-chanic.

 

What do you when you make a egg laugh? You crack it up.

 

What do eggs do for fun? Kari-yolkie

 

What happens when a baby chick hatches? It gets all egg-cited.

 

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, what kind of a tree does a chicken come from? A poul-tree!

 

Q: What do you call a pig with a rash? A: Ham and Eczema

 

Q: What happens to an egg when it laughs too hard? A: It cracks up!

 

Q: What's an eggs favorite basketball team? A: Yokelahomia City.

 

Q: How do you make an egg roll? A: You push it!

 

A boiled egg is hard to beat. My wife boils the perfect eggs but then forgets she cooks them, I think she may have eggtimers.

 

Who CAME First?

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed. The chicken is stretched back smoking a cigarette with a very satisfied smile across his face. The egg is frowning and looking extremely frustrated. The egg says, "Guess we answered that question." 

 

[RodandStaff]

Nstoolman1...I don't know...but it seems to me...some of these jokes appear to be a bit "eggsagerated"...but I'm sure they'll pan out as they fry just a little longer and hit that perfect easy over phase!  (Sorry my jokes are cracking up...no yoke! ) 

As for Moose...I'm not worried bout him...as 439 said...he's a good egg!!! 

Edited May 24, 2017 by RodandStaff

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

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