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PineWood Church Dinner


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               A group of country friends from the Pinewood Church decided to start getting together on a regular basis to socialize, play games and fellowship with one another. Once a month members would take turns preparing a dinner and hosting the group. When it came time for Al and Janet to be the hosts, Janet looked through her recipe book and wanted to find something that would be impressive.

               She decided on Mushroom-smothered steaks for their dinner. That would surely be a big hit. However when she went to the grocery store she found that good quality mushrooms were way to expensive. So on her way home she thought about the mushrooms and why they had to be so expensive. When she got home she told her husband, No mushroom for the dinner, cause to get enough would be to expensive. Her husband said, "what about the mushroom that grows down by the creek in our pasture". She said, "No cause wild mushrooms can be poisonous". Well he said, "I see varmints eating them all the time and they don't get sick". So Janet decided to give it a try. She picked a  bunch and took them back up to the house, cleaned them good, cut them up and included a packet of Mushroom gravy mix.

               To make sure the mushrooms were safe to eat, Janet decide to give their dog, Ol' Spot a bowl of the gravy . the dog loved the mushrooms and he appeared fine all day. Reassured, Janet went ahead and served the steaks with her wild mushroom gravy. All the guests enjoyed the dinner and raved about how good the steaks were. Janet was pleased and felt good about of the money she saved in doing this. She hired a 17 year old girl to clean up after dinner so she could join in the games. After everyone had finished eating they all moved to the living room where they all sat around talked and relaxed, sang songs and socialized. All of a sudden the neighbor girl rushed in and whispered in Janet's ear that their dog Ol' Spot just died.

               Janet panicked but managed to calm down enough to call their family doctor and explained what happened. The doctor said, " he thought he could take care of it and he told her he would send an ambulance out there with the necessary equipment to do the required enemas and pump everyone's stomach to get all of it out before it does any harm.

               Just keep them calm and don't panic. Soon they heard the siren as the ambulance was coming up the road. The EMT's and the doctor carried in their medical cases. One by one they took each guest into the bathroom, gave them an enema and pumped their stomach. Everyone will be fine now announced the doctor as he was putting all his equipment in his cases.

               Afterwards, all the guests were looking exhausted as they sat around the living room. Just then the hired cleanup girl came into the living room and handed Janet a slip of paper. Mrs. Jones, she said" I've finished cleaning up and here's the license number of the car that ran over Ol' Spot.

 

See how sometimes our minds can twist things out of proportion before we really know what really happened. It makes us jump to conclusions and make mistakes that sometimes is funny and yet sometimes it can be harmful to ourselves and others.

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