moose 57 Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 h.a.n.d. 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIAMOND Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 lol ya walkin on thin ice moose lol 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) My Mother also taught me that "this is gonna hurt her more than it did me" during a much deserved spankin'...still tryin', after all these years to figure out how over exaggerated that statement was??? Edited February 21, 2017 by RodandStaff 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted February 21, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 The worst that wasn't funny was when she said "wait till you father gets home"! 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, moose 57 said: The worst that wasn't funny was when she said "wait till you father gets home"! In my case it was like double dippin'...I got it from both sides...until they split up that is! Edited February 21, 2017 by RodandStaff 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIAMOND Posted February 21, 2017 Report Share Posted February 21, 2017 5 hours ago, moose 57 said: The worst that wasn't funny was when she said "wait till you father gets home"! No moose, the worst was when momma was gonna whup by bott an I ran from her an climbed a tree, then those feared words wait till ya daddy gets home, an she sits down an starts to wait also, wonder if I had jumped , maybe a a broken arm or even a leg or 2 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Hayduke Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) What in the tarnation have you done now?? Don't you roll your eyes at me?!?!?! I'll s n atch you bald headed! Edited February 22, 2017 by George Hayduke Edited the word '******' My mother didn't say 'grab' she said '******' you dirty minded PC nazi's 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose 57 Posted February 22, 2017 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) She had eyes in the back of her head! "don't you stick your tongue out at me" (as i hid behind the door doing that!) Edited February 22, 2017 by moose 57 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markinsa Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 My momma taught me not to cuss. She used dish soap. I still remember her finger nails jabbing the back of my throat and the bubbles coming out of my mouth. . 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyHi Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Was it a life time changing event? Inquiring minds want to know. I guess when you eat, the utensil comes out automatically clean from the residual suds! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 My mom would make us go get a switch to whip us with. If we brought back a small branch she would go out in the yard and get a branch and beat us. You learned what size branch to get. You also learned how to blame it on your 6 other sisters and brothers. When my dad was at work she did not shirk from the discipline duties. I swear they talked at night and worked out their strategy for dealing with us. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markinsa Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 39 minutes ago, FlyHi said: Was it a life time changing event? Inquiring minds want to know. I guess when you eat, the utensil comes out automatically clean from the residual suds! The suds eventually subsided... But I never cussed at or in front of my mother again. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muleslayer Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 3 hours ago, George Hayduke said: What in the tarnation have you done now?? Don't you roll your eyes at me?!?!?! I'll s n atch you bald headed! I loved your edit! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) 7 hours ago, Markinsa said: The suds eventually subsided... But I never cussed at or in front of my mother again. One of my most vivid memories is when I attended a Catholic School and in first grade we were all hanging outside in the playground for recess when one young boy pushed another young boy so hard he fell down and rolled into a ground level window and it shattered. Thankfully no one was hurt...until the Nun came over and swooped up anyone in the vicinity and dragged about 6-7 boys to the office. Our punishment was to stand out in the hallway next to the water fountain and kiss a bar of soap for a whole class period ( try doing that without licking your lips)... and we were not allowed to wash our lips in the fountain! Then of course I had to face my Mom when I got home who was taught a Sister can do no wrong. To top it all off I had to face my Dad when he got home and was informed that we had to pay our share of the damaged window! All that for "being in the wrong place at the wrong time"!!! Edited February 22, 2017 by RodandStaff 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Hayduke Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 6 hours ago, RodandStaff said: To top it all off I had to face my Dad when he got home and was informed that we had to pay our share of the damaged window! Lol ! There is no more dreaded phrase for a young boy to hear come from his mothers 'Lips on fire' mouth than, "You wait until your father gets home young man, he's gonna blister your butt!" I know a lot here can relate to that phrase but in my case the fear and apprehension was mind bending; my father was an Los Angeles Police officer. Do the words 'Sam Browne' cause you to sit up, tighten your glutes and your face wince a bit...? If so, then you know what I'm talking about Thankfully, it didn't happen often but when it did I made all sorts of behavioral promises to Jesus, some I kept... some I didn't, only He knows 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 I hear you George H. My father would walk into the room and we would not know what mood he was in. It was not until we heard the sound of a wooshing belt being removed from belt loops that we knew it was time to scatter. Usually the last kid out of the room got caught. I learned very quickly that sitting close to the tv for better viewing was NOT a good idea. I said to my wife(the daughters were 6 and 2 at the time) "Watch this". I pulled my belt off, making the sound that would make us kids scatter like a covey of quail. The girls just stayed on the floor coloring. I looked at my, and laughed. I said "These kids have not been beaten enough". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shabibilicious Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 Mom taught me......when Dad's away, the local pizzeria does the cooking. Yum. GO RV, then BV 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Hayduke Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 4 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said: "Watch this". I pulled my belt off, making the sound that would make us kids scatter like a covey of quail. The girls just stayed on the floor coloring. I looked at my, and laughed. I said "These kids have not been beaten enough". LOL! ... OR... to you and your wife's credit your little girls had been lovingly disciplined all along and knew not the ways of an angry father with a belt. Like many young men who grew up in the fifties, we struggled with the ghost of an angry father. Thankfully, with the guidance of the Lord, that angry father never raised a belt in our household. I can't vouch for my wife and her 'wooden spoon' though. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) Great as usual, Moose... The clean stuff in case of an accident is a classic....My Beloved Mother-RIP would say that to me herself Edited February 22, 2017 by umbertino 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) 24 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said: I hear you George H. My father would walk into the room and we would not know what mood he was in. It was not until we heard the sound of a wooshing belt being removed from belt loops that we knew it was time to scatter. I used to refer to my Dad as "the fastest belt in the west"! He could pull it out with one quick motion, then he would fold it in half and snap the two half! That sound was as scary to us kids as the sound of shotgun being rack is to a burglar...it made our blood go cold!! Edited February 22, 2017 by RodandStaff 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highlanderdinar Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 hour ago, RodandStaff said: I used to refer to my Dad as "the fastest belt in the west"! He could pull it out with one quick motion, then he would fold it in half and snap the two half! That sound was as scary to us kids as the sound of shotgun being rack is to a burglar...it made our blood go cold!! Your dad may have had the fastest belt in the west, but my mother had the fastest backhand in the south! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nstoolman1 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 1 hour ago, RodandStaff said: I used to refer to my Dad as "the fastest belt in the west"! He could pull it out with one quick motion, then he would fold it in half and snap the two half! That sound was as scary to us kids as the sound of shotgun being rack is to a burglar...it made our blood go cold!! Yes 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomhand86 Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 My dad never wore a belt, but he had a thin black one in his top drawer he would make me get it. It took me 10 minutes to walk 40 ft lol 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
umbertino Posted February 22, 2017 Report Share Posted February 22, 2017 (edited) On 21/2/2017 at 7:37 PM, RodandStaff said: My Mother also taught me that "this is gonna hurt her more than it did me" during a much deserved spankin'...still tryin', after all these years to figure out how over exaggerated that statement was??? True! Memories..... Edited February 22, 2017 by umbertino 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnowGlobe7 Posted February 23, 2017 Report Share Posted February 23, 2017 ...and when she used my middle name.....oh crap I knew I was in for it!!!!!!! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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