moose 57 Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a Salesman standing right behind her – Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in astore like Harrods. He politely greets the lady with, ‘Good day, Madam. How may we help You today? Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little ‘incident’, she asks, ‘what is the price of this Lovely bracelet?’ He answers, “Madam – if you farted just looking at it – you’re going to sh*t yourself when I tell you the price!” h.a.n.d. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DIAMOND Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 LOL LOL 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boomhand86 Posted February 19, 2017 Report Share Posted February 19, 2017 Good one lol 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodandStaff Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 That's priceless Moose!!! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiljor Posted February 20, 2017 Report Share Posted February 20, 2017 good one moose 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fringe on lamps Posted June 11, 2017 Report Share Posted June 11, 2017 Hahahahaha!!! Hilarious as usual!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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