Men's brain vs Woman's brain...

[moose 57]

h.a.n.d.

[Whatshername]

Its complicated...

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

There ain't no Chiltons for chicks, guys.... pretty much OJT all the way.  GOOD LUCK & GODSPEED, MEN !

 

[nstoolman1]

16 minutes ago, Whatshername said:

Its complicated...

And the settings are never the same.

 

9 minutes ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said:

There ain't no Chiltons for chicks, guys.... pretty much OJT all the way.  GOOD LUCK & GODSPEED, MEN !

 

Ain't that the truth. 

[Whatshername]

25 minutes ago, nstoolman1 said:

And the settings are never the same.

Gotta mix it up a little!    

[easterlily]

We gotta keep you guessing, men. 

[nstoolman1]

After 34 years and two daughters I take two routes:

I keep my head down and plow through    or  

I step back      and watch the circus.   

[Muleslayer]

I am partial to the statement "not my circus not my monkeys"

or I understand.

[SgtFuryUSCZ]

LOL !  NSTOOLMAN & TheMULE.... move to the head of the class !

 

[429]

23 hours ago, SgtFuryUSCZ said:

There ain't no Chiltons for chicks, guys.... pretty much OJT all the way.  GOOD LUCK & GODSPEED, MEN !

 

I have found that "Yes, Dear." works well right up to the point where she asks "Are you 'Yes, Dear-ing' me?"

Of course at this point the only suitable answer is "Yes, Dear." It's a viscous cycle. Hang on a sec.... Yes, Dear, I'm on my iPhone. No, I'm not on Dinar Vets....

[Markinsa]

"Ladies, are you listening???? You have to ask him more than once!"

 

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[learning all i can]

3 hours ago, 429 said:

I have found that "Yes, Dear." works well right up to the point where she asks "Are you 'Yes, Dear-ing' me?"

Of course at this point the only suitable answer is "Yes, Dear." It's a viscous cycle. Hang on a sec.... Yes, Dear, I'm on my iPhone. No, I'm not on Dinar Vets....

429, my brother-in-law uses that "yes dear" on my sister-in-law for everything.  At 1st I found it quite appealing until I saw the rolling of his eyes with his jesture.  Now when I hear it, I could almost puke to see his deceit.  Hope your eyes don't wobble around your head when you hit her with extended vocabulary of fine tuned words.  If this works for you because of your sincerity then I say carry on. But if the eyes ever start doing the rolling job along with your words, perhaps you should start running.  God bless your little heart!   

 

Edited February 19, 2017 by learning all i can

[Flash101]

The 1 I used was    I UNDERSTAND !!     then that traditional come back was always      YOU BETTER    so now I have a better understanding.

101

[umbertino]

On 18/2/2017 at 7:10 PM, nstoolman1 said:

After 34 years and two daughters I take two routes:

I keep my head down and plow through    or  

I step back      and watch the circus.   

Good one and probably true in most cases...That's life.....

[RodandStaff]

I always have the last word in my house..."Yes dear"!!!